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Bill[_12_] April 18th 17 05:25 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/18/2017 6:41 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:26:02 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/17/2017 5:26 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 16:34:59 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 4:23 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 15:26:44 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 2:46 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 2:31 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/17/17 1:59 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 1:19 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 08:38:49 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

I suspect that if NK ever attacked SK with conventional weapons we,
under the Trump administration, would quickly put an end to it without
use of nuclear weapons.

... As long as China stayed out if it.
Been there, done that.



I don't think the crazy fat kid is on the Chinese president's Christmas
card list.



I forgot...who is the crazy fat kid...Trump or the North Korean guy? The
descriptor fits both. BTW, I posted a photo of myself in the usual
accessible place and URL'ed it. I'm surprised the usual assholes here
didn't snarf it up. :)



Not big on my wish list Harry. :-)


Oh, I didn't think you would be that interested in a contemporary photo
of me, but I thought your buddy FlaJim and Herring, both of whom seem to
have masturbatory fantasies about me, would like a snap that isn't close
to 20 years old. In fact, I think it was Herring who dared me to post
one. :)

I'm surprised this is such an issue for them. Their hero, Trump, must
weigh more than 300 pounds.

If you are posting something to show you've lost a lot of weight,
you'd best post one of yourself.
Have you also grown a full head of hair since you took a picture of your back door?

So, who is the person with the goat? It's not the person I met at
Deale who called himself Harry
Krause!



One of the two old goats in that snap is me. My hair is thin on top, but
I'm not nearly bald. It still covers my head without a comb-over, and I
still get a haircut every three weeks. The first time I saw you at
Deale, I thought you were HIV - positive.
Sadly, you were not.



Bull****.

John, does that mean you *are* HIV positive? :-)




Ewwww. Got caught on that one. We had to take HIV blood tests in the
Army before I got out. Don't
know if they still do that or not. I don't even know if my doctor tests
for that during the annual
physical. I'll ask him.

When Harry saw me at Deale I weighed about the same as I do now, 190 lbs
+or- 5. However, I can
understand his thinking when he compared my gut to his!

Actually, for my height 6'3" I'm borderline overweight.

http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm



When I went for my first physical at the VA a couple of months ago they
did a full blood work thing and they asked me if I wanted to be checked
for HIV and Hepatitis C as well. I said, "sure, what the hell". As
expected, both were negative. I would have had a lot of explaining to
do to Mrs.E. if they were positive. :-)

As for weight, the doc I saw years ago after losing 60 lbs told me that
those weight charts aren't a "one size, fits all". They're an average.
I am 5'11" and I had dropped to your weight ... 195 lbs. Everyone
thought I was seriously sick and honestly I didn't feel all that much
better despite all the weight loss and after daily cardio exercise and
weight lifting for 6 months. The doc advised me not to lose anymore
weight and, for my build, I could actually gain a little back. I feel
best at about 210.




When I got married at age 24 I weighed 213 at 6'4". Very little fat. At
74 I have lost an inch and gained 20 pounds. Need to lose the 20 pounds,
but 195 would be pretty bad appearing.


Poco Deplorevole April 18th 17 07:22 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 07:39:49 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/18/2017 6:41 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:26:02 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/17/2017 5:26 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 16:34:59 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 4:23 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 15:26:44 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 2:46 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 2:31 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/17/17 1:59 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 1:19 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 08:38:49 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

I suspect that if NK ever attacked SK with conventional weapons we,
under the Trump administration, would quickly put an end to it without
use of nuclear weapons.

... As long as China stayed out if it.
Been there, done that.



I don't think the crazy fat kid is on the Chinese president's Christmas
card list.



I forgot...who is the crazy fat kid...Trump or the North Korean guy? The
descriptor fits both. BTW, I posted a photo of myself in the usual
accessible place and URL'ed it. I'm surprised the usual assholes here
didn't snarf it up. :)



Not big on my wish list Harry. :-)


Oh, I didn't think you would be that interested in a contemporary photo
of me, but I thought your buddy FlaJim and Herring, both of whom seem to
have masturbatory fantasies about me, would like a snap that isn't close
to 20 years old. In fact, I think it was Herring who dared me to post
one. :)

I'm surprised this is such an issue for them. Their hero, Trump, must
weigh more than 300 pounds.

If you are posting something to show you've lost a lot of weight, you'd best post one of yourself.
Have you also grown a full head of hair since you took a picture of your back door?

So, who is the person with the goat? It's not the person I met at Deale who called himself Harry
Krause!



One of the two old goats in that snap is me. My hair is thin on top, but
I'm not nearly bald. It still covers my head without a comb-over, and I
still get a haircut every three weeks. The first time I saw you at
Deale, I thought you were HIV - positive.
Sadly, you were not.



Bull****.

John, does that mean you *are* HIV positive? :-)




Ewwww. Got caught on that one. We had to take HIV blood tests in the Army before I got out. Don't
know if they still do that or not. I don't even know if my doctor tests for that during the annual
physical. I'll ask him.

When Harry saw me at Deale I weighed about the same as I do now, 190 lbs +or- 5. However, I can
understand his thinking when he compared my gut to his!

Actually, for my height 6'3" I'm borderline overweight.

http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm



When I went for my first physical at the VA a couple of months ago they
did a full blood work thing and they asked me if I wanted to be checked
for HIV and Hepatitis C as well. I said, "sure, what the hell". As
expected, both were negative. I would have had a lot of explaining to
do to Mrs.E. if they were positive. :-)

As for weight, the doc I saw years ago after losing 60 lbs told me that
those weight charts aren't a "one size, fits all". They're an average.
I am 5'11" and I had dropped to your weight ... 195 lbs. Everyone
thought I was seriously sick and honestly I didn't feel all that much
better despite all the weight loss and after daily cardio exercise and
weight lifting for 6 months. The doc advised me not to lose anymore
weight and, for my build, I could actually gain a little back. I feel
best at about 210.


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd like to lose about ten pounds.

Poco Deplorevole April 18th 17 07:24 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 16:25:31 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/18/2017 6:41 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:26:02 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/17/2017 5:26 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 16:34:59 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 4:23 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 15:26:44 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 4/17/17 2:46 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 2:31 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/17/17 1:59 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/17/2017 1:19 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 08:38:49 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

I suspect that if NK ever attacked SK with conventional weapons we,
under the Trump administration, would quickly put an end to it without
use of nuclear weapons.

... As long as China stayed out if it.
Been there, done that.



I don't think the crazy fat kid is on the Chinese president's Christmas
card list.



I forgot...who is the crazy fat kid...Trump or the North Korean guy? The
descriptor fits both. BTW, I posted a photo of myself in the usual
accessible place and URL'ed it. I'm surprised the usual assholes here
didn't snarf it up. :)



Not big on my wish list Harry. :-)


Oh, I didn't think you would be that interested in a contemporary photo
of me, but I thought your buddy FlaJim and Herring, both of whom seem to
have masturbatory fantasies about me, would like a snap that isn't close
to 20 years old. In fact, I think it was Herring who dared me to post
one. :)

I'm surprised this is such an issue for them. Their hero, Trump, must
weigh more than 300 pounds.

If you are posting something to show you've lost a lot of weight,
you'd best post one of yourself.
Have you also grown a full head of hair since you took a picture of your back door?

So, who is the person with the goat? It's not the person I met at
Deale who called himself Harry
Krause!



One of the two old goats in that snap is me. My hair is thin on top, but
I'm not nearly bald. It still covers my head without a comb-over, and I
still get a haircut every three weeks. The first time I saw you at
Deale, I thought you were HIV - positive.
Sadly, you were not.



Bull****.

John, does that mean you *are* HIV positive? :-)




Ewwww. Got caught on that one. We had to take HIV blood tests in the
Army before I got out. Don't
know if they still do that or not. I don't even know if my doctor tests
for that during the annual
physical. I'll ask him.

When Harry saw me at Deale I weighed about the same as I do now, 190 lbs
+or- 5. However, I can
understand his thinking when he compared my gut to his!

Actually, for my height 6'3" I'm borderline overweight.

http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm



When I went for my first physical at the VA a couple of months ago they
did a full blood work thing and they asked me if I wanted to be checked
for HIV and Hepatitis C as well. I said, "sure, what the hell". As
expected, both were negative. I would have had a lot of explaining to
do to Mrs.E. if they were positive. :-)

As for weight, the doc I saw years ago after losing 60 lbs told me that
those weight charts aren't a "one size, fits all". They're an average.
I am 5'11" and I had dropped to your weight ... 195 lbs. Everyone
thought I was seriously sick and honestly I didn't feel all that much
better despite all the weight loss and after daily cardio exercise and
weight lifting for 6 months. The doc advised me not to lose anymore
weight and, for my build, I could actually gain a little back. I feel
best at about 210.




When I got married at age 24 I weighed 213 at 6'4". Very little fat. At
74 I have lost an inch and gained 20 pounds. Need to lose the 20 pounds,
but 195 would be pretty bad appearing.


I really want to get into my Army dress green uniform for my brother's funeral at Arlington in June.
Haven't had it on since 1992, but hope I can get into it.

Mr. Luddite April 18th 17 07:42 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom




True North[_2_] April 18th 17 07:51 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
Those Italian gals sure are lookers.
Reminds me of the Pantano gal from Braintree who came up in the summers in the early 60's to visit her grandmother. The local guys were always glad to see her again.

Keyser Soze April 18th 17 07:53 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On 4/18/17 2:42 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many
don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd
like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom




Okay, who is the babe with the goofy looking guy?

Poco Deplorevole April 18th 17 08:00 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 14:42:24 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom



Golf and an English Pointer (without a torn ACL) would get you right back there again!

(Cute wife by the way!)

Poco Deplorevole April 18th 17 08:01 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 14:42:24 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom



What's the ceremony with the Navy guys?

Mr. Luddite April 18th 17 08:09 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On 4/18/2017 3:01 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 14:42:24 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom



What's the ceremony with the Navy guys?



That was my grandson's graduation from USCG boot camp. He's saluting
his Dad (my son-in-law). It's kinda a cool tradition ... if your father
or another family member is a Veteran, they invite the vet to return the
salute. My son-in-law was Navy.

Mr. Luddite April 18th 17 08:12 PM

Fat kid's failed launch ... again
 
On 4/18/2017 2:53 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 4/18/17 2:42 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/18/2017 2:22 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:


The chart I posted at least accounts for 'frame size', which many
don't. It even tells you how to
determine the appropriate frame size. For me, it works. At 190, I'd
like to lose about ten pounds.



The last time I weighed close to what that chart says I should weigh was
shortly after Mrs.E and I got married. (Don't laugh now):

https://tinyurl.com/mhzzmom




Okay, who is the babe with the goofy looking guy?



Ok. This one will probably make you all laugh. Few years and two kids
later ... disco era ... I am sure the stupid pants I was wearing were
bell-bottoms:

https://tinyurl.com/k3q9pvt



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