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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/2016 8:09 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote: On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote: wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school. It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. You must be a recent grad. Wasn't taught in the 60s |
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#3
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Today's Chuckle...
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote: On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote: wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school. It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. |
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#4
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote: On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote: wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school. It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. |
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#5
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Today's Chuckle...
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote: It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say "pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds |
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#6
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote: It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say "pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed. |
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#7
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Today's Chuckle...
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote: On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote: It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say "pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed. I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of thing. In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course (9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two. That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red cross and get certified courses. "Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know) |
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#8
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/7/2016 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote: On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote: It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say "pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed. I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of thing. In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course (9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two. That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red cross and get certified courses. "Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know) That 85% white school of Harry's was pretty progressive for it's day and age. |
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/7/16 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote: On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote: It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon. It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe". We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by meeting an older woman. The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day. Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say "pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed. I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of thing. In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course (9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two. That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red cross and get certified courses. "Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know) Your anti-union bias is laughable. Our high school had a close affiliation with Yale University going back many, many decades, and our classes were peppered with seminars and lectures presented by tenured Yale faculty members. In fact, for many years, our high school was across the street from the Yale campus. But then Yale bought the land and the high school was demolished and then rebuilt as a new school a few blocks away. I remember two classes I had in particular, Russian and physics, in which we had virtually weekly presentations by Yale faculty members to our classes. Most of our high school's language classes had visitors from the Yale School of Languages come in for seminars. The problem with leaving it to the parents to teach their kids about sex is that years of research has shown that it doesn't happen. |
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