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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz,
and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember.  |
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#2
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
On 2/11/2016 6:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Interesting how you have only white people in there. Sounds kinda racist to me. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
On 2/11/16 7:51 PM, Ryan P. wrote:
On 2/11/2016 6:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote: You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Interesting how you have only white people in there. Sounds kinda racist to me. Ann Coulter isn't a "people." |
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
On 2/11/2016 6:56 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/11/16 7:51 PM, Ryan P. wrote: On 2/11/2016 6:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote: You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Interesting how you have only white people in there. Sounds kinda racist to me. Ann Coulter isn't a "people." I can't argue with you on that one. lol |
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:39:24 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote: You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Shoot Cruz and troll his body over the side as chum, tell Palin to strangle Coulter and put her to work fishing (using the corpse for bait) to get us more food. |
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#6
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
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On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:39:24 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Shoot Cruz and troll his body over the side as chum, tell Palin to strangle Coulter and put her to work fishing (using the corpse for bait) to get us more food. Damn...a man with a plan! -- Sent from my iPhone 6+ |
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#7
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Political Boating/Firearms Question...
On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 22:26:19 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote: wrote: On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:39:24 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote: You are on a lifeboat with three other people, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin... There is not enough food or water for all to survive... You have a gun with one round of ammo... What is the logical move?... My answer: Shoot a large hole in the bottom of the boat and hope it sinks, taking all aboard with it...making a sacrifice for my country that all decent Americans would appreciate and remember. Shoot Cruz and troll his body over the side as chum, tell Palin to strangle Coulter and put her to work fishing (using the corpse for bait) to get us more food. Damn...a man with a plan! I am a survivor. You always have to analyze the resources you have and exploit them ;-) The only flaw in my plan is there might not be enough meat on that bony assed Coulter frame to cut any decent bait. |
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