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On 1/29/2016 11:45 AM, John H. wrote:
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Ya mean you can only turn it inside out once?
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On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.


You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
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Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.
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On 1/29/2016 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.


You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
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On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:50:25 -0500, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 1/29/2016 11:45 AM, John H. wrote:
Ban idiots, not guns!


Ya mean you can only turn it inside out once?


Yes. After the first load, the original inside is now the outside. You don't even
want to stick your hand back inside the outside of the bag, 'cause, as Wayne said,
the old outside, which is now inside, is full of poop.
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On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
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What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.


If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.


===

"Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. *It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand."


Good to see someone using common sense.
That's the exact method used by myself and the vast majority of the local dog walkers....and yes, the type and size of bag matters.
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me. Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up, get stuck. I buy ours from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.


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On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.


You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.


Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

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John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky,
y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.


Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!


The only aspect of you I believe is that you are a racist.

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On 1/29/2016 12:16 PM, True North wrote:
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me.


Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up,
get stuck. I buy ours

from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.

I'm guessing that if you don't have ham hands the freebies would work
just fine.

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On 1/29/2016 12:24 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 12:02:39 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 11:49 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 11:41:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/29/16 10:22 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 29 January 2016 10:30:35 UTC-4, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/29/2016 8:13 AM, True North wrote:
The John flushes...

"Yes it would. My neighbor and I share an order from Uline. He uses the bags for his
*big* Doberman. No problem. These guys hold a lot.

http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/...OrderHistory=Y

They come in sets of 100 and hang on a doorknob or hook so they're easy to rip off.
Because they're made to drop newspapers in, one side of the top opening is lower than
the other. That makes them very easy to open, even with cold, cold fingers (which you
never get to experience)."


But...are they biodegradable? Otherwise you're just part of the problem.

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky,
y'all shouldn't own a dog.


FlaJim, I am sure, picks up the dog poop in his bare hands.

You're sure? You have pictures? How are the owls?
--

Ban idiots, not guns!


Three times now I have told you I haven't seen our local owls in a
while. But we do have hawks. I'd tell you where, but you are just the
sort of asshole who would shoot them.


Actually, I believe this is the first time you've mentioned the owls after your
'picture' turned out to be someone else's. But, I do believe you've never seen those
owls, let alone take the pictures you presented to the group as yours.

Given that, I don't believe much of anything you say, whether it's about birds,
barns, or Cape Horn.

--

Ban idiots, not guns!


The only aspect of you I believe is that you are a racist.

Simmer down Krowsie. He's being civil. No need to fabricate untruths
just because you don't like someone.
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On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 09:16:03 -0800 (PST), True North
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On Fri, 29 Jan 2016 10:31:14 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

What's your method to pick up dog **** and dispose of it. As much detail
as possible please. There are a lot of dog owners here who would like to
know. Here's your chance to post something useful. Please don't disappoint.

If y'all don't know how to perform that simple task by now Stinky, y'all shouldn't own a dog.


Perhaps you have a better way. Don't be testy now. We're just trying to
engage you in a civilized manner.


===

"Here's one way that I've seen demonstrated. Â*It's neat and tidy, and
has the additional advantage of warming your hand on a cold day:

Insert hand into the bag like it was a big mitten;

Pick up the dog poop;

With your free hand, turn the bag inside out thus leaving poop inside
the bad and freeing your (still clean, now warm) hand."


Good to see someone using common sense.
That's the exact method used by myself and the vast majority of the local dog walkers....and yes, the type and size of bag matters.
The freebe version supplied by our parks and grounds people are a bit too narrow for me. Somewhat like sticking your hand in a cookie jar and after loading up, get stuck. I buy ours from the Dollar store...60 biodegradable bags for a loonie.


I got a couple hundred (a whole roll) for free when the gated
community across the river lost them in the water. We weren't even
sure what they were when we picked them up but we pick up anything we
see in the water.
Once they dried out I figured up what they were and put them in the
golf cart.
As I said, Mr Ed is very good about coming home to his tree before he
drops a deuce. When we had an incident I go get my shovel and drag him
back to watch the clean up and the walk of shame back to the tree.
He figured it out right away.
Now it is just a sprint back to his spot, keeps us both in shape.
He is funny sliding into home. He assumes the position about 3 feet
from the spot and slides the rest of the way. (occasionally doing a
little "crop dusting")
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