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John H.[_5_] January 28th 16 09:27 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:20:41 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

3:07
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:28:12 -0500,
wrote:
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I am supposed to carry a bag for the empathy when I walk Ed around the
neighborhood.

3:17 PMJohn H.
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I buy mine from Uline, two thousand at a time.
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Lol!!!


Well, I give the kids a couple hundred at Christmas.
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Ban idiots, not guns!

[email protected] January 28th 16 09:34 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:17:47 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:06:53 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:28:12 -0500,

wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:21:37 -0500, John H.
wrote:

No surprise at the lack of empathy for the struggling residents of flint.

Where's yours?

Just because he's done nothing but accuse the governor doesn't mean he's not full
of...empathy? He's just not expressed it all yet!

===

Probably right, I knew he was full of something. I had no idea
empathy smelled that badly.


I am supposed to carry a bag for the empathy when I walk Ed around the
neighborhood.


I buy mine from Uline, two thousand at a time.


I have Ed pretty well trained to come back to his tree next to the
house to drop a deuce. We are usually running at full tilt tho. The
neighbors get a kick out of it.
If we don't make it, I come back with a shovel.

John H.[_5_] January 28th 16 09:35 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:34:24 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:17:47 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:06:53 -0500,
wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:28:12 -0500,

wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:21:37 -0500, John H.
wrote:

No surprise at the lack of empathy for the struggling residents of flint.

Where's yours?

Just because he's done nothing but accuse the governor doesn't mean he's not full
of...empathy? He's just not expressed it all yet!

===

Probably right, I knew he was full of something. I had no idea
empathy smelled that badly.

I am supposed to carry a bag for the empathy when I walk Ed around the
neighborhood.


I buy mine from Uline, two thousand at a time.


I have Ed pretty well trained to come back to his tree next to the
house to drop a deuce. We are usually running at full tilt tho. The
neighbors get a kick out of it.
If we don't make it, I come back with a shovel.


I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!
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Ban idiots, not guns!

Keyser Söze January 28th 16 09:37 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On 1/28/16 4:35 PM, John H. wrote:


I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!
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Well, at least your dogs aren't full of ****. Perhaps you can take a
lesson from them.


John H.[_5_] January 28th 16 09:43 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:37:59 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/28/16 4:35 PM, John H. wrote:


I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!
--


Well, at least your dogs aren't full of ****. Perhaps you can take a
lesson from them.


How many times did you go around Cape Horn?
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Ban idiots, not guns!

True North[_2_] January 28th 16 10:42 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 

The John flushes...

"I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!"

Say what?
Two dogs and one doggy bag". What kind of idiocy is that.
I always carry at least three for one dog...just in case.
Y'all are as crazy as the bedbugs!

John H.[_5_] January 28th 16 11:51 PM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:42:48 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:


The John flushes...

"I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!"

Say what?
Two dogs and one doggy bag". What kind of idiocy is that.
I always carry at least three for one dog...just in case.
Y'all are as crazy as the bedbugs!


Call names, Don. That supports your position.

I'm glad to hear you need three bags, just in case. Brush up on your dexterity and
you'll be able to get by with one easily.
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Ban idiots, not guns!

[email protected] January 29th 16 12:11 AM

Tell a lie often enough
 
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:35:59 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 16:34:24 -0500, wrote:


I have Ed pretty well trained to come back to his tree next to the
house to drop a deuce. We are usually running at full tilt tho. The
neighbors get a kick out of it.
If we don't make it, I come back with a shovel.


I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!


I doubt one of those bags would hold an Ed poop.

I do prefer the shovel method.
He has pretty much got it figured out he is supposed to go under the
tree tho. If we do have an off site incident I take him and the shovel
full back to the tree to remind him.
He also knows it is OK back on the FPL right of way behind the house
too. When I turn him loose in the back yard that is where he goes.
That is a nice run for him because it is a 150 yard dead end finger of
land between 2 canals and nobody really ever goes up there.



Alex[_6_] January 29th 16 12:25 AM

Tell a lie often enough
 
Justan Olphart wrote:
On 1/28/2016 5:34 AM, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 02:28:29 -0500, wrote:

... and it becomes fact

Rachel Mad Cow did a show on MSNBC tonight and a lot of it was
perfectly true. Lead is there, it is bad, it came from the pipes and
the pipes should have been replaced 50 years ago when Flint was
rolling in auto money.
It is true that they were damaged because the Flint water district did
not add the SAME corrosion inhibitors that Detroit uses.

Where the lies start is when they start laying blame.
#1 it was not the state that decided to switch from Detroit water to
the Flint River
The fact is the Detroit water district terminated their contract with
Flint in retaliation for Genesee County building a competing pipeline.
#2 It was not the state that decided to go with the Genesee county
water system, (something they completely ignored) it was the city
council and Rachel admitted it was a 7-1 vote.

The unanswered question was, WHO decided not to add the corrosion
inhibitor that Detroit uses? It certainly wasn't money since that
would only be about $100 a day for the whole city. That pretty much
had to be the Flint water district manager or his staff.
Why wasn't there anyone in the water district who knew that water
without the corrosion inhibitor would cause this problem?

I have posted the water reports from Flint and Detroit here already
and there is not any significant difference in pH or even the salt
they are talking about (~4ppm)

They did say there were failures at every level of government, right
before they said it was all the governor's fault. I bet if Grandholm
was still there they would have found a way to blame it on Bush.

I assume they now want the federal government to spend the billions to
replace all of that pipe. Are we going to do it in every other city
that used lead pipe?
I guess a $1000 surtax on everyone's 1040 would cover it.


I'll pretend to be Harry...

"I don't care. It's the Republican Governor's fault. He probably put
in the lead
pipes to begin with, and was using the inhibitor money to pay off the
Flint water
department folks to keep their mouths shut."
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Ban idiots, not guns!

If you really want to fake a Harry, blame it on Cheeny or Bush


And insert Palin some way - any way - it doesn't matter.

Alex[_6_] January 29th 16 12:33 AM

Tell a lie often enough
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 1/28/16 4:35 PM, John H. wrote:


I've had both dogs poop twice in one walk. Takes some dexterity
getting all that in
one pamphlet bag!
--


Well, at least your dogs aren't full of ****. Perhaps you can take a
lesson from them.

Dumb.


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