Democrat Convention Schedule

(Save the Date!)
Saturday, 27 August, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus
ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration
for Undocumented Immigrants.
(No I.D. Required)

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as
a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
"How to have a successful
career without ever having a job,
and still avoid paying taxes!"
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Presented by Baltimore Looters
(Medals collected during Alternative Shopping in Ferguson)

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:00 PM
Study Session on How to remove the name
ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens,
with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal
when Hillary was reminded she got him killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts
of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media
- How we can make it work for you"
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington
Post and the New York Times with Guest
Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM
Ceremonial "We Surrender" Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan,
Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server
While Serving in A Cabinet Post
and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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Ban idiots, not guns!