Not Snoped, but likely true. Funny!
Democrat Convention Schedule
(Save the Date!) Saturday, 27 August, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 2:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants. (No I.D. Required) 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNN 4:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner 4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke" Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM "How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!" A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson 5:00 PM Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal Presented by Baltimore Looters (Medals collected during Alternative Shopping in Ferguson) 5:30 PM Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia 5:45 PM Tribute to All of the 57 States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi 6:00 PM General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters" 7:00 PM Study Session on How to remove the name ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL 7:30 PM Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary was reminded she got him killed in Benghazi 8:30 PM The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance" 9:00 PM "Liberal Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams 9:15 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore 9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Hillary Clinton 10:00 PM Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners. 10:30 PM Ceremonial "We Surrender" Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS. 11:00 PM Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal" Hosted by Hillary Clinton 11:30 PM Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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