On Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:10:39 PM UTC-4, True North The Asswipe wrote:

There's a couple of unemployed right here in this newsgroup who might jump at the chance for honest work.

Either the MinnieMan or his SugarDaddy in Ontario could house sit for a week or two......heck, it might even be like a paid holiday for them.

Just lock up your valuables and warn the neighbours first.

Your Mop and Toilets are calling, failure.