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F*O*A*D August 31st 14 05:39 PM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On 8/31/14 12:26 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 11:17 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 08:15:09 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 8/31/14 3:28 AM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 13:16:49 -0500, Harrold wrote:

On 8/30/2014 12:14 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 12:00:44 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Another of our weird regs concerns AR-15s. If you buy one fully
assembled, it has to be one of only a couple of HBAR models. You can,
however, buy a fully assembled lower.

I guess I just never had the "black gun" thing.
I like wood and full power 30 cal if I am buying a center fire rifle.
I understand the attraction for the military but I am not packing 600
rounds into a fire fight, nor is my intent to inflict grievous wounds

I wonder what Harry's need for or attraction to military weaponry is?
Back in the sixties when Uncle Sam would have appreciated him picking up
a gun and serving his country, Harry preferred to seek a scholars
deferment to attend a third rate school for girls in, of all places, Kansas.

My point exactly. He could have stepped up and they would have given
him a M16-A1 and let him shoot gooks with it. Now he lives that life
vicariously shooting Evian bottles.

He would have been one of two things in the service. Clerk, or paper
pusher or cannon fodder. That liberal arts degree would not get a skilled
position. Why I got to fix radar on airplanes instead of jungle fighting.
Had skills that counted.



D'oh. I felt no desire to "serve" the brutal right-wing dictatorship in
Vietnam, or the equally corrupt pols who followed in its footsteps.

I think it is nice that you and Fretwell managed to avoid the shooting
war by hiding out fixing radar and cruising on coast guard ships.
FlaJim, of course, also avoided the shooting war. Brave boys, all of your,

It wasn't because I didn't try. I volunteered twice for the river
boats, once in the navy and once in the CG. My requests were denied.



It doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, I tried to get a job as a bra
fitter at Victoria's Secret, but my requests were denied.

It's pretty easy being a mustered out soldier-sailor-marine-airman who
never saw a firefight only to play a big, brave UseNet Warrior here. Even
our resident John Bircher, Bertie Robbins, who talks about being a
Marine, never saw overseas duty and was exposed to the dangers of...paper cuts.

Big whoop.


We all got trained for that firefight! Well maybe not Al Gore.


Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?

F*O*A*D August 31st 14 06:11 PM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On 8/31/14 1:05 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 12:39:38 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:


Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?


How long have you been wearing a bra? Matching panties too?



Whoosh.

Harrold August 31st 14 06:16 PM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On 8/31/2014 11:39 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 12:26 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 11:17 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 08:15:09 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 8/31/14 3:28 AM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 13:16:49 -0500, Harrold
wrote:

On 8/30/2014 12:14 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 12:00:44 -0400, F*O*A*D
wrote:

Another of our weird regs concerns AR-15s. If you buy one fully
assembled, it has to be one of only a couple of HBAR models.
You can,
however, buy a fully assembled lower.

I guess I just never had the "black gun" thing.
I like wood and full power 30 cal if I am buying a center fire
rifle.
I understand the attraction for the military but I am not
packing 600
rounds into a fire fight, nor is my intent to inflict grievous
wounds

I wonder what Harry's need for or attraction to military
weaponry is?
Back in the sixties when Uncle Sam would have appreciated him
picking up
a gun and serving his country, Harry preferred to seek a scholars
deferment to attend a third rate school for girls in, of all
places, Kansas.

My point exactly. He could have stepped up and they would have given
him a M16-A1 and let him shoot gooks with it. Now he lives that life
vicariously shooting Evian bottles.

He would have been one of two things in the service. Clerk, or paper
pusher or cannon fodder. That liberal arts degree would not get a
skilled
position. Why I got to fix radar on airplanes instead of jungle
fighting.
Had skills that counted.



D'oh. I felt no desire to "serve" the brutal right-wing
dictatorship in
Vietnam, or the equally corrupt pols who followed in its footsteps.

I think it is nice that you and Fretwell managed to avoid the shooting
war by hiding out fixing radar and cruising on coast guard ships.
FlaJim, of course, also avoided the shooting war. Brave boys, all
of your,

It wasn't because I didn't try. I volunteered twice for the river
boats, once in the navy and once in the CG. My requests were denied.



It doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, I tried to get a job as a bra
fitter at Victoria's Secret, but my requests were denied.

It's pretty easy being a mustered out soldier-sailor-marine-airman who
never saw a firefight only to play a big, brave UseNet Warrior here.
Even
our resident John Bircher, Bertie Robbins, who talks about being a
Marine, never saw overseas duty and was exposed to the dangers
of...paper cuts.

Big whoop.


We all got trained for that firefight! Well maybe not Al Gore.


Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?

Your Mama taught you?

F*O*A*D August 31st 14 08:18 PM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On 8/31/14 1:53 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:11:44 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?

How long have you been wearing a bra? Matching panties too?



Whoosh.


You are the one who steered an assault rifle thread to a lingerie
conversation. I was just trying to understand your fascination.



As a heterosexual male with liberal arts degrees, I appreciate
good-looking women in lingerie.

Harrold August 31st 14 08:44 PM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On 8/31/2014 2:18 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 1:53 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:11:44 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?

How long have you been wearing a bra? Matching panties too?



Whoosh.


You are the one who steered an assault rifle thread to a lingerie
conversation. I was just trying to understand your fascination.



As a heterosexual male with liberal arts degrees, I appreciate
good-looking women in lingerie.


Thanks for clearing that up. We had our doubts. ;-)

Roger September 1st 14 03:00 AM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/30/14 11:25 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 23:07:21 -0400, Roger wrote:

The arrows are for your non-shooting friends? Do you lend out your
firearms? Why do you want a suppressor for a .22LR?


I suppose it is to shoot critters that are eating his wife's
ornimentals without disturbing the neighbors.


Right, because I haven't posted here more than 1,000 times that I
don't shoot critters.

And who is Roger? Yet another right-wing asshole with a handle change?
Looks like a contender for my bozo bin.

What kind of question is that? I've lurked here and there but as a
fellow gun and boat owner I jumped in with some valid questions. You
don't have to answer them but you also don't have to label me.


Wayne.B September 1st 14 03:26 AM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 22:00:50 -0400, Roger wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/30/14 11:25 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 23:07:21 -0400, Roger wrote:

The arrows are for your non-shooting friends? Do you lend out your
firearms? Why do you want a suppressor for a .22LR?

I suppose it is to shoot critters that are eating his wife's
ornimentals without disturbing the neighbors.


Right, because I haven't posted here more than 1,000 times that I
don't shoot critters.

And who is Roger? Yet another right-wing asshole with a handle change?
Looks like a contender for my bozo bin.

What kind of question is that? I've lurked here and there but as a
fellow gun and boat owner I jumped in with some valid questions. You
don't have to answer them but you also don't have to label me.


===

Harry, aka FOAD, may be a gun owner but his boat ownership is
extremely dubious.

Roger September 1st 14 03:59 AM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 22:00:50 -0400, Roger wrote:

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/30/14 11:25 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2014 23:07:21 -0400, Roger wrote:

The arrows are for your non-shooting friends? Do you lend out your
firearms? Why do you want a suppressor for a .22LR?
I suppose it is to shoot critters that are eating his wife's
ornimentals without disturbing the neighbors.

Right, because I haven't posted here more than 1,000 times that I
don't shoot critters.

And who is Roger? Yet another right-wing asshole with a handle change?
Looks like a contender for my bozo bin.

What kind of question is that? I've lurked here and there but as a
fellow gun and boat owner I jumped in with some valid questions. You
don't have to answer them but you also don't have to label me.

===

Harry, aka FOAD, may be a gun owner but his boat ownership is
extremely dubious.

I've read that but I gave him the benefit of the doubt.


Califbill September 1st 14 06:19 AM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 1:05 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 12:39:38 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:


Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?


How long have you been wearing a bra? Matching panties too?



Whoosh.


Whoosh!

Califbill September 1st 14 06:19 AM

If you are looking for a terrific...
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 8/31/14 1:53 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:11:44 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Yeah, so big deal. I had a lot of training as a bra remover. Doesn't
mean Vicky's Secret will hire me, eh?

How long have you been wearing a bra? Matching panties too?



Whoosh.


You are the one who steered an assault rifle thread to a lingerie
conversation. I was just trying to understand your fascination.



As a heterosexual male with liberal arts degrees, I appreciate
good-looking women in lingerie.


Sounds more like a jealous homosexual.


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