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On 7/14/14, 8:34 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:

H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:



Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your
view, we

were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000

ft.





Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than

the

boat.





I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never
bothered

raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor
woman

must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...



Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is

paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.

Mikek





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Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.


I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is
that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even
more of a piece of **** than I suspected..



D'oh. Unlike your household, my wife does not pay my bills. We're both
employed.

As to whether I "notice" attractive women, I do. And attractive women
notice me. I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro. In short (pun intended), I am just the opposite of
you.

About a month ago, a really good-looking woman of about 45 hit on me at
the post office. I was delighted, and my wife, who was standing next to
me at the time, snickered. The postal clerk, a long-time friend, wanted
to know what "my secret" was. My wife said, "It's his aftershave."

I suspect when women you don't know look at you, they react with
revulsion at your appearance and probably your aroma. You're a piglet.



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anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.


 
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