On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my
modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to
take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall.
My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have
a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at
the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher.
So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out
front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most
guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was
taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from
this side!
Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy.

Mikek

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