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KC July 14th 14 01:42 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On 7/13/2014 6:10 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:00:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/13/14, 5:53 PM,
wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:05:38 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story.


"Dear Penthouse"
He just left out the trip back to her house where the 2 hot room mates
were.


Hey, it's not my problem if you righties are dead between the legs and
the ears when it comes to pretty women.


I have never had a problem meeting pretty women, I just do not leer at
them.


Me too, just got more respect for my wife than that but as we all know
already, harrys landlord probably doesn't have very high standards anyway..

F*O*A*D July 14th 14 02:43 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On 7/13/14, 8:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/13/2014 6:10 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:00:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 7/13/14, 5:53 PM,
wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:05:38 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story.


"Dear Penthouse"
He just left out the trip back to her house where the 2 hot room mates
were.


Hey, it's not my problem if you righties are dead between the legs and
the ears when it comes to pretty women.


I have never had a problem meeting pretty women, I just do not leer at
them.


Me too, just got more respect for my wife than that but as we all know
already, harrys landlord probably doesn't have very high standards anyway..



The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person,
has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you.

Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall?

--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

Wayne.B July 14th 14 03:00 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:43:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person,
has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you.

Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall?


===

Poor Harry is having self esteem problems again, hence the need to
ridicule others. Before he does that he should tell us more about his
bankruptcies, tax liens, marital issues, etc.

[email protected] July 14th 14 05:43 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 5:58:22 PM UTC-4, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






---




Well, she left giggling,


She was laughing at you.


[email protected] July 14th 14 05:44 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 10:00:08 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:43:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:



The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person,


has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you.




Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall?




===



Poor Harry is having self esteem problems again, hence the need to

ridicule others. Before he does that he should tell us more about his

bankruptcies, tax liens, marital issues, etc.


Heh!

Tom Nofinger July 14th 14 06:51 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 5:04:16 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 12:12 AM, KC wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:


I'm not dead...yet...


(snipped for brevity)


The young lady thought it was funny.


Of course she did Krause. She knew there was nothing you could do about it even if you were forced to try. So she left you with wishful thinking on your mind.

Besides, you are more familiar with *reach arounds* according to your recent posts.



Tom Nofinger July 14th 14 06:54 AM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






---




Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.

KC July 14th 14 01:34 PM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






---




Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.


I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is
that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even
more of a piece of **** than I suspected..

F*O*A*D July 14th 14 01:48 PM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On 7/14/14, 8:34 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:

H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:



Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your
view, we

were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000

ft.





Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than

the

boat.





I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never
bothered

raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor
woman

must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...



Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is

paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.

Mikek





---



Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.


I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is
that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even
more of a piece of **** than I suspected..



D'oh. Unlike your household, my wife does not pay my bills. We're both
employed.

As to whether I "notice" attractive women, I do. And attractive women
notice me. I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro. In short (pun intended), I am just the opposite of
you.

About a month ago, a really good-looking woman of about 45 hit on me at
the post office. I was delighted, and my wife, who was standing next to
me at the time, snickered. The postal clerk, a long-time friend, wanted
to know what "my secret" was. My wife said, "It's his aftershave."

I suspect when women you don't know look at you, they react with
revulsion at your appearance and probably your aroma. You're a piglet.



--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

Wayne.B July 14th 14 02:52 PM

I'm not dead...yet
 
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro.


===

What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad
you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another.


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