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H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 10:13 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. What boat? I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc. about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank. I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey top. Was a rare snowy January that year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog Oh. I thought you were talking about Harry's invisible boat. Nope, I own a boat. A boat, 2 kayaks, a canoe and a float tube. |
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On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall. My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher. So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from this side! Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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On Saturday, July 12, 2014 6:44:32 PM UTC-4, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She was probably 12. |
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On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that situation...ewwwwwww as they say... |
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On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling. If it had been Scotty Ingerfool staring, she probably would have called the police. :) -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On 7/13/14, 4:26 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall. My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher. So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from this side! Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy. Mikek --- It's important to take notice. :) -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On 7/13/14, 5:10 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that situation...ewwwwwww as they say... Not to worry, Snotty...no one is going to linger on you for any reason, except to notice that you are an unkempt and ugly little troll. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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