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So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:44:32 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
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On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. -- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them". Thomas Jefferson |
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H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. |
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On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. What boat? -- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them". Thomas Jefferson |
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On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... |
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H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. What boat? I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc. about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank. I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey top. Was a rare snowy January that year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog |
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On 7/13/14, 12:12 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... The young lady thought it was funny. After all, it wasn't a toad like you, the unkempt, unbathed, raggedy Andy troll of South Windsor in need of a shave and a haircut admiring the view she was offering. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:04:12 -0500, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story. |
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On 7/12/2014 10:13 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. What boat? I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc. about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank. I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey top. Was a rare snowy January that year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog Oh. I thought you were talking about Harry's invisible boat. -- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them". Thomas Jefferson |
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H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 10:13 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. What boat? I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc. about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank. I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey top. Was a rare snowy January that year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog Oh. I thought you were talking about Harry's invisible boat. Nope, I own a boat. A boat, 2 kayaks, a canoe and a float tube. |
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On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall. My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher. So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from this side! Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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On Saturday, July 12, 2014 6:44:32 PM UTC-4, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She was probably 12. |
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On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that situation...ewwwwwww as they say... |
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On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling. If it had been Scotty Ingerfool staring, she probably would have called the police. :) -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On 7/13/14, 4:26 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing. She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?" "I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here." She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?" "I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and drove away. In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter. Youth is wasted on the young. I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall. My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher. So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from this side! Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy. Mikek --- It's important to take notice. :) -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On 7/13/14, 5:10 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that situation...ewwwwwww as they say... Not to worry, Snotty...no one is going to linger on you for any reason, except to notice that you are an unkempt and ugly little troll. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On 7/13/2014 6:10 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:00:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 7/13/14, 5:53 PM, wrote: On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:05:38 -0400, Poquito Loco wrote: I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story. "Dear Penthouse" He just left out the trip back to her house where the 2 hot room mates were. Hey, it's not my problem if you righties are dead between the legs and the ears when it comes to pretty women. I have never had a problem meeting pretty women, I just do not leer at them. Me too, just got more respect for my wife than that but as we all know already, harrys landlord probably doesn't have very high standards anyway.. |
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On 7/13/14, 8:42 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/13/2014 6:10 PM, wrote: On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:00:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: On 7/13/14, 5:53 PM, wrote: On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:05:38 -0400, Poquito Loco wrote: I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story. "Dear Penthouse" He just left out the trip back to her house where the 2 hot room mates were. Hey, it's not my problem if you righties are dead between the legs and the ears when it comes to pretty women. I have never had a problem meeting pretty women, I just do not leer at them. Me too, just got more respect for my wife than that but as we all know already, harrys landlord probably doesn't have very high standards anyway.. The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person, has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you. Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall? -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:43:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person, has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you. Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall? === Poor Harry is having self esteem problems again, hence the need to ridicule others. Before he does that he should tell us more about his bankruptcies, tax liens, marital issues, etc. |
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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 5:58:22 PM UTC-4, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling, She was laughing at you. |
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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 10:00:08 PM UTC-4, Wayne. B wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:43:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: The real question is why your wife, who I presume is a decent person, has anything to do with a low-life, unemployable, dimwitted troll like you. Is your daughter enrolled to start at UConn this fall? === Poor Harry is having self esteem problems again, hence the need to ridicule others. Before he does that he should tell us more about his bankruptcies, tax liens, marital issues, etc. Heh! |
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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 5:04:16 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 12:12 AM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm not dead...yet... (snipped for brevity) The young lady thought it was funny. Of course she did Krause. She knew there was nothing you could do about it even if you were forced to try. So she left you with wishful thinking on your mind. Besides, you are more familiar with *reach arounds* according to your recent posts. |
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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling. Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one. |
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On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote: On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling. Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one. I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even more of a piece of **** than I suspected.. |
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On 7/14/14, 8:34 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote: On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote: On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote: On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote: H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote: Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft. Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the boat. I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman must have been. Probably still showering and scratching... Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud. Mikek --- Well, she left giggling. Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one. I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even more of a piece of **** than I suspected.. D'oh. Unlike your household, my wife does not pay my bills. We're both employed. As to whether I "notice" attractive women, I do. And attractive women notice me. I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up my seat on the Metro. In short (pun intended), I am just the opposite of you. About a month ago, a really good-looking woman of about 45 hit on me at the post office. I was delighted, and my wife, who was standing next to me at the time, snickered. The postal clerk, a long-time friend, wanted to know what "my secret" was. My wife said, "It's his aftershave." I suspect when women you don't know look at you, they react with revulsion at your appearance and probably your aroma. You're a piglet. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
I'm not dead...yet
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up my seat on the Metro. === What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another. |
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I'm not dead...yet
On 7/14/2014 6:48 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
As to whether I "notice" attractive women, I do. And attractive women notice me. I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up my seat on the Metro. What a crock of ****e. -- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them". Thomas Jefferson |
I'm not dead...yet
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 09:52:08 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up my seat on the Metro. === What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another. Trust me. Having met the guy, Krause has no business putting down *anyone's* physique! |
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On 7/15/14, 4:27 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 09:52:08 -0400, Wayne.B wrote: On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up my seat on the Metro. === What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another. Trust me. Having met the guy, Krause has no business putting down *anyone's* physique! There you go again. How many surgeries have you had in the last 10 years to stay alive? I haven't required any. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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I'm not dead...yet
On 7/15/14, 7:56 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 19:04:43 -0400, wrote: On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:23:49 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: I wasn't leering...I was admiring the view. OK. if that is your story, stick to it. Trolling around in the gutter, I see. Thought you were above that. Seriously? All the Repugnants do it. -- Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student, anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government last year for no reason. |
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