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Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she
get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today ![]() snip Dear Old Man Winter, I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases. It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we completely understand and will hold no grudge. Sincerely, Mother Nature (--Terri 02/27/2014)) /snip Thought I would share ![]() |
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On 2/27/2014 6:09 PM, KC wrote:
Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today ![]() snip Dear Old Man Winter, I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases. It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we completely understand and will hold no grudge. Sincerely, Mother Nature (--Terri 02/27/2014)) /snip Thought I would share ![]() That was great! |
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I could have sworn she was talking about the little guy in the first few sentences.
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On Thursday, February 27, 2014 5:09:11 PM UTC-6, KC wrote:
Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today ![]() snip Dear Old Man Winter, I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases. It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we completely understand and will hold no grudge. Sincerely, Mother Nature (--Terri 02/27/2014)) /snip Thought I would share ![]() very good! |
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