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Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she
get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today

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Dear Old Man Winter,

I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have
just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making
many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases.
It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be
holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to
have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging
around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after
that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue
reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be
resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with
some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change
will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal
opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you
return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last
thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we
completely understand and will hold no grudge.

Sincerely,
Mother Nature

(--Terri 02/27/2014))

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On 2/27/2014 6:09 PM, KC wrote:
Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she
get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today

snip

Dear Old Man Winter,

I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have
just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making
many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases.
It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be
holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to
have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging
around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after
that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue
reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be
resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with
some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change
will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal
opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you
return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last
thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we
completely understand and will hold no grudge.

Sincerely,
Mother Nature

(--Terri 02/27/2014))

/snip

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That was great!


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I could have sworn she was talking about the little guy in the first few sentences.
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On Thursday, February 27, 2014 5:09:11 PM UTC-6, KC wrote:
Is somewhat of a writer. Does a lot of poetry and such, sometimes she

get's a little sarcastic. Here is the note that showed up today



snip



Dear Old Man Winter,



I'm writing to you today because of your attitude, I believe you have

just a bit too clingy and cranky. Your hanging around has been making

many others here quite uncomfortable, and even depressed in some cases.

It is time for you to retire and make room for new growth. We will be

holding a retirement party for you on March 20th so please be sure to

have tied up any loose ends .. we are hoping to avoid your hanging

around being disgruntled and effecting our flow of progression after

that date. Actually, it might be best for everyone if you discontinue

reporting for duties as of March 9th since Mr. Sun E. Day will be

resuming his extended hours. I hear he is anxious to spring ahead with

some new ideas and goals for us all, and honestly, I think the change

will be good for everyone. Just to let you know, since seasonal

opportunities to arise from time to time we may be willing to have you

return on a temporary or trial basis, we'll keep in touch. One last

thing, if you choose to not be present for your retirement party we

completely understand and will hold no grudge.



Sincerely,

Mother Nature



(--Terri 02/27/2014))



/snip



Thought I would share


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