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F.O.A.D. February 9th 14 01:56 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
....but Florida and Texas seem to have developed them into an art form.

http://tinyurl.com/kjg5jq3

In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm
under a blanket.


--
There’s no point crying over spilled 4-Methylcyclohexanemethanol.

Tim February 9th 14 01:59 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
On Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:56:31 AM UTC-6, F.O.A.D. wrote:
...but Florida and Texas seem to have developed them into an art form.



http://tinyurl.com/kjg5jq3



In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm

under a blanket.



In Evansville Indiana it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk.

F.O.A.D. February 9th 14 02:02 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
On 2/9/14, 8:59 AM, Tim wrote:
On Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:56:31 AM UTC-6, F.O.A.D. wrote:
...but Florida and Texas seem to have developed them into an art form.



http://tinyurl.com/kjg5jq3



In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm

under a blanket.



In Evansville Indiana it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk.


I'll keep that in mind if ever I find myself in Evansville, Indiana.
Hopefully, though, I won't find myself in either Evansville or Indiana,
although it is okay to fly over if you have to on the way to Chicago. :)

--
There’s no point crying over spilled 4-Methylcyclohexanemethanol.

Tim February 9th 14 02:30 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
Harry, did you know that in your state of Maryland, it's It's illegal to take a lion to the movies?

F.O.A.D. February 9th 14 02:38 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
On 2/9/14, 9:30 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry, did you know that in your state of Maryland, it's It's illegal to take a lion to the movies?



Oh, noooooooooo!

--
There’s no point crying over spilled 4-Methylcyclohexanemethanol.

Tim February 9th 14 05:49 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
On Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:38:04 AM UTC-6, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 2/9/14, 9:30 AM, Tim wrote:

Harry, did you know that in your state of Maryland, it's It's illegal to take a lion to the movies?








Oh, noooooooooo!



-- Actually that only applies to the city of Baltimore. Don't know about the rest of the state, though.


Califbill February 9th 14 06:32 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
Tim wrote:
On Sunday, February 9, 2014 8:38:04 AM UTC-6, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 2/9/14, 9:30 AM, Tim wrote:

Harry, did you know that in your state of Maryland, it's It's illegal
to take a lion to the movies?








Oh, noooooooooo!



-- Actually that only applies to the city of Baltimore. Don't know about
the rest of the state, though.


http://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/united-states/maryland/

Califbill February 9th 14 06:32 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
Tim wrote:
On Sunday, February 9, 2014 7:56:31 AM UTC-6, F.O.A.D. wrote:
...but Florida and Texas seem to have developed them into an art form.



http://tinyurl.com/kjg5jq3



In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm

under a blanket.



In Evansville Indiana it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk.


In Idaho it is illegal to fish from a camel.

[email protected] February 9th 14 07:11 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
Krausebag wrote:
In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm

under a blanket.


But in Florida, it's not illegal to take bankruptcy twice, eh Krausebag?


Hank February 9th 14 07:46 PM

I know every state has its offenses against humanity...
 
On 2/9/2014 2:11 PM, wrote:
Krausebag wrote:
In Pensacola, it is illegal for a homeless person to try to stay warm

under a blanket.


But in Florida, it's not illegal to take bankruptcy twice, eh Krausebag?

One bankruptcy per customer is my understanding.


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