Warning for Republican Men:

If you are a Republican and find yourself on the verge of thinking about
something, anything, political, keep in mind that conservative thoughts
have serious side effects, including: headache, indigestion, back pain,
muscle aches, flushing, and stuffy or runny nose. These side effects
usually go away after a few hours. Conservative men who get back pain
and muscle aches usually get them 12 to 24 hours after having a
political thought, but the back pain and muscle aches usually go away
within 2 days.

Call your healthcare provider if you get any side effect that bothers
you or one that does not go away. Talk with your doctor about side effects.

If you are a conservative man and get an erection, don’t worry…it will
go away in a few minutes. If it won’t go away for a half hour to an
hour, you probably aren’t a conservative man.

Conservative men, in rare instances, upon thinking, reported a sudden
decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes. It is not possible to
determine whether these events are related directly to thinking. If you
experience a sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop thinking and call a
healthcare provider right away.

Sudden loss or decrease in hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears
and dizziness, has been reported in conservative men having political
thoughts. If you experience these symptoms, stop thinking and contact a
healthcare provider right away

Professional writer plagiarizing again.

On Tuesday, October 29, 2013 12:02:46 PM UTC-5, Califbill wrote:
Professional writer plagiarizing again.

No original thought at all.