I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me…


And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology!

On Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:45:33 -0800, "Califbill" wrote:

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me…


And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology!


If you leave your hearing aids at home, farting in Starbucks is not noticeable. Well...except to
others maybe.

On Nov 30, 4:45*pm, "Califbill" wrote:
I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me…

And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology!

LOL!