I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me…


And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology!