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Default A trip to Starbucks

On Nov 30, 4:45*pm, "Califbill" wrote:
I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and
noticed that everyone was staring at me…

And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology!


LOL!