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BTW. Happy good Friday
On 4/8/12 3:39 AM, thumper wrote:
On 4/7/2012 11:10 AM, X ` Man wrote: On 4/7/12 1:57 PM, Tim wrote: Oh, I appreciate that, but but to me Eostre isn't the Creator and doesn't offer me redemption by the risen Son Jesus. " Acknowledge and take to heart this day that the LORD is God in heaven above and on the earth below. There is no other." (Deuteronomy 4:39) The passage you are quoting seems more related to Passover and Moses leading his people out of Egypt. 37 And because He loved thy fathers, and chose their seed after them, and brought thee out with His presence, with His great power, out of Egypt, 38 to drive out nations from before thee greater and mightier than thou, to bring thee in, to give thee their land for an inheritance, as it is this day; 39 know this day, and lay it to thy heart, that the LORD, He is God in heaven above and upon the earth beneath; there is none else. Religion is so...confusing. :) A cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree. Happy Holiday... I'm sleeping in then going fishing. Oi! :) |
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BTW. Happy good Friday
On 4/8/2012 8:29 AM, X ` Man wrote:
On 4/8/12 3:39 AM, thumper wrote: On 4/7/2012 11:10 AM, X ` Man wrote: On 4/7/12 1:57 PM, Tim wrote: Oh, I appreciate that, but but to me Eostre isn't the Creator and doesn't offer me redemption by the risen Son Jesus. " Acknowledge and take to heart this day that the LORD is God in heaven above and on the earth below. There is no other." (Deuteronomy 4:39) The passage you are quoting seems more related to Passover and Moses leading his people out of Egypt. 37 And because He loved thy fathers, and chose their seed after them, and brought thee out with His presence, with His great power, out of Egypt, 38 to drive out nations from before thee greater and mightier than thou, to bring thee in, to give thee their land for an inheritance, as it is this day; 39 know this day, and lay it to thy heart, that the LORD, He is God in heaven above and upon the earth beneath; there is none else. Religion is so...confusing. :) A cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree. Happy Holiday... I'm sleeping in then going fishing. Oi! :) English, if you please. |
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