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.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
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On Dec 29, 9:06*am, iBoaterer wrote:
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... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!


I am soooo proud of Gertrude Matilda. She also comes from a very
adventurous family. Her mother once received a fireboat welcome in
New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash tub.
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On Dec 29, 9:06*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...



... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!


I am soooo proud of Gertrude Matilda. She also comes from a very
adventurous family. Her mother once received a fireboat welcome in
New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash tub.


I know he doesn't like to brag about his young southern belle to garner
attention, but I've heard rumors that she is also an accomplished
photographer, having been published in several magazines. There was was
a very stunning photo of some owls taken in her back yard that were seen
here.


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On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
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... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.


Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:42:47 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company.


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Wow, that must have been a lot of liquid... :-)

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On Dec 29, 5:32*pm, Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:42:47 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company.


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Wow, that must have been a lot of liquid... * *:-)


Yes, it was a lot of shekels. And I earned a handsome fee for my
services in liquidating the company. My gorgeous, young, wealthy and
educated (did I mention four doctorates) wife was most appreciative of
my expertise.
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George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB
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