George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB