On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?