In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!