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Aviation Humor
On Sun, 01 May 2011 21:09:40 -0400, Gene wrote:
On Sun, 01 May 2011 20:02:08 -0400, John H wrote: Don't forget that Mechanics have to deal with looney-toon pilots, too..... Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Mechanic: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Mechanic: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Mechanic: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Mechanic: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. Mechanic: Evidence removed. Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud. Mechanic: DME volume set to more believable level. Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. Mechanic: That's what friction locks are for. Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. Mechanic: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield. Mechanic: Suspect you're right. Pilot: Number 3 engine missing. Mechanic: Engine found on right wing after brief search. Pilot: Aircraft handles funny. Mechanic: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. Pilot: Target radar hums. Mechanic: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. Pilot: Mouse in cockpit. Mechanic: Cat installed. Yours were funnier. |
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