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On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?


If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.
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In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?


If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


Oh, no, the alleged liberal arts language guru said "Your calling
someone....." That should be You're calling....Can't wait to see if Don
the Dumb will jump on this one.
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On 1/11/2011 10:07 AM, Spoofer wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?

If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


Oh, no, the alleged liberal arts language guru said "Your calling
someone....." That should be You're calling....Can't wait to see if Don
the Dumb will jump on this one.



Don't get excited...it was suggested I look at this post of yours.

You're wrong. You should apply for a refund from your ESL class.

"You're" is a contraction for "you are" and usually but not always is
followed by a verb ending in "…ing". Example: You're going to fall on
your face with this one. In a fuller form: You are going to fall on your
face with this one. "…ing" verb forms are called present participles.

"Your" is a possessive adjective, and typically is used to help describe
something that belongs to you. Your apple. Your stupidity. Your
ignorance. Your lack of knowledge of English.

You're only semi-literate; your lack of knowledge of English is telling.

Now, if the sentence that tripped you up had read...

"It is laughable that *your* calling someone a moron who has an earned
doctorate and is a tenured professor at a significant university; you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted."

....you would have been in calling out an error, because "you're" should
have been used instead of *your*.

Had you made that mistake on a paper in one of my classes, I would have
marked you down an entire grade letter. Well, I would have under the old
system. Nowadays, we're more oriented towards "pass-fail." I might have
failed your paper. The assumption at this university is that if you were
smart enough to get in here, you should be smart enough to write in
proper English. Some slack is given to those students whose first
language is not English.

Don't you wish you had paid attention in school instead of daydreaming
about MaryJane's breasts?




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On 1/11/11 11:32 AM, Paul@BYC wrote:
On 1/11/2011 10:07 AM, Spoofer wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I
"logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your
paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar
and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?

If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


Oh, no, the alleged liberal arts language guru said "Your calling
someone....." That should be You're calling....Can't wait to see if Don
the Dumb will jump on this one.



Don't get excited...it was suggested I look at this post of yours.

You're wrong. You should apply for a refund from your ESL class.

"You're" is a contraction for "you are" and usually but not always is
followed by a verb ending in "…ing". Example: You're going to fall on
your face with this one. In a fuller form: You are going to fall on your
face with this one. "…ing" verb forms are called present participles.

"Your" is a possessive adjective, and typically is used to help describe
something that belongs to you. Your apple. Your stupidity. Your
ignorance. Your lack of knowledge of English.

You're only semi-literate; your lack of knowledge of English is telling.

Now, if the sentence that tripped you up had read...

"It is laughable that *your* calling someone a moron who has an earned
doctorate and is a tenured professor at a significant university; you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted."

...you would have been in calling out an error, because "you're" should
have been used instead of *your*.

Had you made that mistake on a paper in one of my classes, I would have
marked you down an entire grade letter. Well, I would have under the old
system. Nowadays, we're more oriented towards "pass-fail." I might have
failed your paper. The assumption at this university is that if you were
smart enough to get in here, you should be smart enough to write in
proper English. Some slack is given to those students whose first
language is not English.

Don't you wish you had paid attention in school instead of daydreaming
about MaryJane's breasts?






Hey! *I* multitasked in school. I thought about those breasts *and* my
classwork!

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In article ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 10:07 AM, Spoofer wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?

If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


Oh, no, the alleged liberal arts language guru said "Your calling
someone....." That should be You're calling....Can't wait to see if Don
the Dumb will jump on this one.



Don't get excited...it was suggested I look at this post of yours.

You're wrong. You should apply for a refund from your ESL class.

"You're" is a contraction for "you are" and usually but not always is
followed by a verb ending in "?ing". Example: You're going to fall on
your face with this one. In a fuller form: You are going to fall on your
face with this one. "?ing" verb forms are called present participles.

"Your" is a possessive adjective, and typically is used to help describe
something that belongs to you. Your apple. Your stupidity. Your
ignorance. Your lack of knowledge of English.

You're only semi-literate; your lack of knowledge of English is telling.

Now, if the sentence that tripped you up had read...

"It is laughable that *your* calling someone a moron who has an earned
doctorate and is a tenured professor at a significant university; you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted."

...you would have been in calling out an error, because "you're" should
have been used instead of *your*.

Had you made that mistake on a paper in one of my classes, I would have
marked you down an entire grade letter. Well, I would have under the old
system. Nowadays, we're more oriented towards "pass-fail." I might have
failed your paper. The assumption at this university is that if you were
smart enough to get in here, you should be smart enough to write in
proper English. Some slack is given to those students whose first
language is not English.

Don't you wish you had paid attention in school instead of daydreaming
about MaryJane's breasts?


Umm, he was saying JUST that, "you are calling someone".


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"Paul@BYC" wrote in message ...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)
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I've been working on my boat, does that count?

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In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?


If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.


When did I ever state I was boatless?

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


I know several people with PhD's, they couldn't poor **** out of a pot
with directions written on the bottom.


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On 1/11/11 7:06 PM, BAR wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 1/11/11 9:02 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On 1/11/2011 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Just in time for another snowstorm, probably.

There were nearly 2000 unread messages in rec.boats when I "logged in"
here. It's a new year, and I'm going to leave them unread.

So, anyone boating or fishing?

:)


You weren't missed. In fact I request that you go back to your paradise
to leave us to ours.


Are you another disgruntled Tea Party fella?

My understanding from reading this newsgroup is that you are boatless,
have been boatless for many, many years, and have no intention of
getting a boat.

I have two boats, both in pretty good shape, one I use on Lake Zoar and
one I use in Long Island Sound.

On that basis, my presence here in "rec.boats" seems appropriate.

Why are you here?

If you are getting that information from Harry, which you are, you are
not only a moron, but you are intellectually dishonest. Just what we
need in our Schools, another dishonest activist.. figures...


1. Bert has stated he is boatless. You either missed his comment or your
reading skills are so ****-poor, you didn't understand what you were
reading. Or both.


When did I ever state I was boatless?

2. Your calling someone a moron who has an earned doctorate and is a
tenured professor at a significant university is laughable, since you
only got out of high school because you were socially promoted. With
Loogy gone as Loogy, you are wearing the mantle as Dumbest Poster in
Rec.Boats.


I know several people with PhD's, they couldn't poor **** out of a pot
with directions written on the bottom.




Bull**** from Berton, as usual.
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