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jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:50:03 -0400, wrote: jps wrote: On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote: On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular wrote: On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote: Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for all! Damn, where's a gun when you need it! EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he teased her that her feet smelled. The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries. Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased. Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon. Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? :) Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that " slug " she's married to. There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again. I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing, except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth. Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. Not many guys out there that can claim a 90W mullet. And fewer would know what that is. Anyone who's changed the oil in the lower unit of an outboard would know. This is a boating group, you know. We do need a reminder of that based on your posts and those of your buddies. |
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On 9/18/10 3:53 AM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater" wrote: Oh, right, dumbass. http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1 Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap? Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap. JPS, Please talk to my Harry. He has guns in the basement, and is threatening to use them on anyone who knocks on the door. I have heard him talking on the phone and pulling the trigger. While I have not heard or seen any evidence of him using the gun indoors, I am worried he might be playing Russian Roulette. I haven't banished him to the basement because of his fixation with guns, but if he ever gets upstairs privileges, I definitely would not allow him to bring them upstairs. My undergrad thesis concerns guns as a substitute phallus. It appears that gun owners have substantially smaller penis's than non gun owners. Since Harry has an extra 20 inches around his middle, he genitally looks more like a vagina than a penis. -- Dr. Karen Grear Harry's Landlord |
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says... On 9/18/10 3:53 AM, jps wrote: On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater" wrote: Oh, right, dumbass. http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1 Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap? Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap. JPS, Please talk to my Harry. He has guns in the basement, and is threatening to use them on anyone who knocks on the door. I have heard him talking on the phone and pulling the trigger. While I have not heard or seen any evidence of him using the gun indoors, I am worried he might be playing Russian Roulette. I haven't banished him to the basement because of his fixation with guns, but if he ever gets upstairs privileges, I definitely would not allow him to bring them upstairs. My undergrad thesis concerns guns as a substitute phallus. It appears that gun owners have substantially smaller penis's than non gun owners. Since Harry has an extra 20 inches around his middle, he genitally looks more like a vagina than a penis. ROTFLMAO!! -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl... ![]() |
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On Sep 17, 5:18*pm, jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote: On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular *wrote: On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote: Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it! EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he teased her that her feet smelled. The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries. Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased. Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon. Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:) Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that " slug " she's married to. There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again. I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing, except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth. Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there that can claim a 90W mullet. LMAO !!!!!!!!! I wouldn't grab that " thing " if it was all that was showing, and he was drowning under water ! |
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On Sep 17, 9:50*pm, LG wrote:
jps wrote: On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist *wrote: On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote: On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular * wrote: On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote: Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it! EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he teased her that her feet smelled. The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries. Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased. Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon. Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:) Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that " slug " she's married to. There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again. I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing, except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth. Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there that can claim a 90W mullet. And fewer would know what that is. You would, cause that's what you grab when hes blowing you...... But Larry sports a Jim Carey " bowl cut". |
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On Sep 18, 3:52*am, jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:50:03 -0400, LG wrote: jps wrote: On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist *wrote: On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote: On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular * wrote: On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote: Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it! EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he teased her that her feet smelled. The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries. Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased. Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon. Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:) Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that " slug " she's married to. There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again. I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing, except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth. Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there that can claim a 90W mullet. And fewer would know what that is. Anyone who's changed the oil in the lower unit of an outboard would know. *This is a boating group, you know. You must remember...Larry the Loser wont show his supposed boat...he's too ashamed of it. Margaret wont let him, she probably owns it. |
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