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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater"
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Oh, right, dumbass.

http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1

Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap?


Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap.


How can an inanimate object be evil? Usually inanimate object just are.


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jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:50:03 -0400, wrote:


jps wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:



On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote:


On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular wrote:


On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote:







Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for
all! Damn, where's a gun when you need it!




EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says
that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he
teased her that her feet smelled.




The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a
steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung
had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries.




Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was
drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back
flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased.




Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree
assault with a deadly weapon.


Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? :)


Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that "
slug " she's married to.


There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again.
I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like
Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing,
except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth.


Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. Not many guys out there
that can claim a 90W mullet.


And fewer would know what that is.

Anyone who's changed the oil in the lower unit of an outboard would
know. This is a boating group, you know.

We do need a reminder of that based on your posts and those of your
buddies.
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On 9/18/10 3:53 AM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater"
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Oh, right, dumbass.

http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1

Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap?


Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap.


JPS,
Please talk to my Harry. He has guns in the basement, and is
threatening to use them on anyone who knocks on the door. I have heard
him talking on the phone and pulling the trigger. While I have not
heard or seen any evidence of him using the gun indoors, I am worried he
might be playing Russian Roulette.

I haven't banished him to the basement because of his fixation with
guns, but if he ever gets upstairs privileges, I definitely would not
allow him to bring them upstairs. My undergrad thesis concerns guns as
a substitute phallus. It appears that gun owners have substantially
smaller penis's than non gun owners. Since Harry has an extra 20 inches
around his middle, he genitally looks more like a vagina than a penis.

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Default Too bad she didn't have a gun!

In article ,
says...

On 9/18/10 3:53 AM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater"
wrote:

Oh, right, dumbass.

http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1

Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap?


Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap.


JPS,
Please talk to my Harry. He has guns in the basement, and is
threatening to use them on anyone who knocks on the door. I have heard
him talking on the phone and pulling the trigger. While I have not
heard or seen any evidence of him using the gun indoors, I am worried he
might be playing Russian Roulette.

I haven't banished him to the basement because of his fixation with
guns, but if he ever gets upstairs privileges, I definitely would not
allow him to bring them upstairs. My undergrad thesis concerns guns as
a substitute phallus. It appears that gun owners have substantially
smaller penis's than non gun owners. Since Harry has an extra 20 inches
around his middle, he genitally looks more like a vagina than a penis.


ROTFLMAO!!

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...
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On Sep 17, 5:18*pm, jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist



wrote:
On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular *wrote:
On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote:


Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for
all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it!


EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says
that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he
teased her that her feet smelled.


The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a
steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung
had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries.


Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was
drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back
flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased.


Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree
assault with a deadly weapon.


Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:)


Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that "
slug " she's married to.


There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again.
I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like
Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing,
except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth.


Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there
that can claim a 90W mullet.


LMAO !!!!!!!!! I wouldn't grab that " thing " if it was all that was
showing, and he was drowning under water !


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On Sep 17, 9:50*pm, LG wrote:
jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist
*wrote:


On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote:


On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular * wrote:


On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote:


Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for
all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it!


EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says
that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he
teased her that her feet smelled.


The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a
steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung
had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries.


Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was
drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back
flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased.


Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree
assault with a deadly weapon.


Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:)


Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that "
slug " she's married to.


There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again.
I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like
Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing,
except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth.


Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there
that can claim a 90W mullet.


And fewer would know what that is.


You would, cause that's what you grab when hes blowing you...... But
Larry sports a Jim Carey " bowl cut".
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On Sep 18, 3:52*am, jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:50:03 -0400, LG wrote:
jps wrote:
On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:00:15 -0400, Secular Humorist
*wrote:


On 9/17/10 4:56 PM, *e#c wrote:


On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Secular * wrote:


On 9/17/10 4:47 PM, jps wrote:


Could've finished off this lowlife foot odor insultor once and for
all! *Damn, where's a gun when you need it!


EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - The Snohomish County prosecutors office says
that an 18-year-old Monroe woman stabbed a 19-year-old man after he
teased her that her feet smelled.


The Herald of Everett reports that the man was found by police with a
steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung
had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover from his injuries.


Charging papers say that trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was
drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back
flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, she was teased.


Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree
assault with a deadly weapon.


Are we sure her last name isn't...Ingersoll? *:)


Don't slight Terri...she's got enough to handle putting up with that "
slug " she's married to.


There you go, insulting poor, innocent slugs again.
I agree...it must be tough being married to a total failure like
Scott...no job, unemployable, no insurance, no future, no nothing,
except an uneducated little greaseball with a vile temper and a big mouth.


Oh, I'm sure Scotty has his good qualities. *Not many guys out there
that can claim a 90W mullet.


And fewer would know what that is.


Anyone who's changed the oil in the lower unit of an outboard would
know. *This is a boating group, you know.


You must remember...Larry the Loser wont show his supposed boat...he's
too ashamed of it.

Margaret wont let him, she probably owns it.
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