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On 7/29/10 8:46 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 28/07/2010 8:37 PM, Happy wrote:

"mmc" wrote in message
g.com...
A vet has applied for a job with the USG and after his application is
reviewed and accepted, goes to the interview in Washington DC.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in the Army and served 3 tours in Iraq.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,'
and then asks, 'are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles
off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you
right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every
day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why
don't
you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two
hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls,
not really any point in you coming in for that.

And Ob's bringing back crack cocain, I guess thats the drug of choice
for lefty lib's these days. HAHA that CRACKS me up...pun intended

Yep, how dare the righties stop the flow of drugs from Mexico. Lefties
gets pretty uptight about this.

Happy's drug of choice seems to be Stupid Pills, and he's close to
OD'ing on them.

Spoofer alert! I'm much too refined and cultured to do that silly name
calling and insulting.

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