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The interview
"Canuck57" wrote in message
... On 28/07/2010 8:37 PM, Happy wrote: "mmc" wrote in message g.com... A vet has applied for a job with the USG and after his application is reviewed and accepted, goes to the interview in Washington DC. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in the Army and served 3 tours in Iraq.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls, not really any point in you coming in for that. And Ob's bringing back crack cocain, I guess thats the drug of choice for lefty lib's these days. HAHA that CRACKS me up...pun intended Yep, how dare the righties stop the flow of drugs from Mexico. Lefties gets pretty uptight about this. -- Marxism and socialism, leveling the field to the common denominator of poverty. China is now more capitalistic than USA...no wonder they are doing well. You talking about plumes reaction? -- Me |
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