California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.


1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts
a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new
security agent with additional special training the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.


Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.



And that's why California is broke.

On 17/07/2010 7:39 PM, mmc wrote:
California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.


1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish& Game conducts
a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new
security agent with additional special training the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.


Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.



And that's why California is broke.


Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

--

Government has liberals, idealists and lawyers, but where is the common
sense?

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:53:13 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:



Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

you can just see the right wing canuck when the cop asks him

'vhere are your PAPERZ!!! herr canuck....'

he's all for it

On 17/07/2010 10:14 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:53:13 -0600,
wrote:



Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

you can just see the right wing canuck when the cop asks him

'vhere are your PAPERZ!!! herr canuck....'

he's all for it

Got pulled over once in Florida, does that count? My papers were in order.
--

Government has liberals, idealists and lawyers, but where is the common
sense?

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 17/07/2010 10:14 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:53:13 -0600,
wrote:



Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

you can just see the right wing canuck when the cop asks him

'vhere are your PAPERZ!!! herr canuck....'

he's all for it

Got pulled over once in Florida, does that count? My papers were in
order.

Ah... so that's when you were deported and now can't get back into this
great country.

On Sun, 18 Jul 2010 19:01:43 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 17/07/2010 10:14 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:53:13 -0600,
wrote:



Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

you can just see the right wing canuck when the cop asks him

'vhere are your PAPERZ!!! herr canuck....'

he's all for it

Got pulled over once in Florida, does that count? My papers were in order.

he doesnt know the difference between a license to operate a vehicle

and having your papers to prove you're an american

but he's a fascist canadian...very very stuipd

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:09:45 -0400, bpuharic wrote:

Got pulled over once in Florida, does that count? My papers were in
order.

he doesnt know the difference between a license to operate a vehicle

and having your papers to prove you're an american


Since the feds passed "Real ID" that is going to be the same thing.
The cop can use the unique ID number on the back of your license
(buried on the mag stripe and in that dot code) and find out
everything the government knows about you.
That is why an Arizona driver's license is "papers",

Arizona has no business determining immigration policy. It's a federal
issue.

On Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:45:12 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:09:45 -0400, bpuharic wrote:

Got pulled over once in Florida, does that count? My papers were in order.

he doesnt know the difference between a license to operate a vehicle

and having your papers to prove you're an american


Since the feds passed "Real ID" that is going to be the same thing.
The cop can use the unique ID number on the back of your license
(buried on the mag stripe and in that dot code) and find out
everything the government knows about you.
That is why an Arizona driver's license is "papers",

go ahead and try to get a license in 1 state with a license from
another state. i did that with a texas license in PA 2 years ago.

good luck.

americans dont have to show **** to a cop beyond their license when
driving a car. and the right wing wants to change all that...

"VHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS HERR FREWELL"?

On Sun, 18 Jul 2010 00:14:41 -0400, bpuharic wrote:

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:53:13 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:



Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

you can just see the right wing canuck when the cop asks him

'vhere are your PAPERZ!!! herr canuck....'

he's all for it

You've never been asked for ID or a license?
--

John H

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 17/07/2010 7:39 PM, mmc wrote:
California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A
coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.


1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish& Game
conducts
a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a
new
security agent with additional special training the nature of
coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the
State.


Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.



And that's why California is broke.


Yep, a real shortage of rational polticians, good that Arizona has one.

--

Government has liberals, idealists and lawyers, but where is the common
sense?

Your racism and moronic nature is showing. Obama is coming to get you! Hide
immediately!