Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of:



'MOUNT & DO'.

"Moose" wrote in message
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Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of:



'MOUNT & DO'.

You'd better order yourself a 45 gallon drum ASAP.

On Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:26:12 -0400, "Moose" wrote:

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of:

yeah i was hoping to plug the BP leak by filling the hole with
foreskins and pouring in viagra...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"Moose" wrote in message
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Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of:



'MOUNT & DO'.

You'd better order yourself a 45 gallon drum ASAP.

Do you think that would help? It would just increase the size of his already
swelled head.

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"Moose" wrote in message
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Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of:



'MOUNT & DO'.

You'd better order yourself a 45 gallon drum ASAP.

How do you know? Are you being unfaithful to me little buddy?