"Moose" wrote in message
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Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the name of:



'MOUNT & DO'.

You'd better order yourself a 45 gallon drum ASAP.