May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.

--
If the shoe fits: Your "informative and interesting boating posts" are
non-existent, (your name here), and, therefore, are in the same
category as those of the rest of the left-wing scumbags here.
There's no incentive to write up much for this newsgroup when it is
infested with left-wing trolls, most of whom have no boats, no balls,
and no interest in boats. Borrowed from HK with slight modification

On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.



--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.



Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

On 30/05/2010 6:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Yep, people like you sell out America for your personal greed of being
so needy you screw your country for "free" health care. We know you
will not be paying for it, but you like the idea of others paying for
your keep.

Well, how is that "free" health care going? I hear from Hilary a wild
assed tax hike is a coming. Looking at democrat congressional spending
budget, taxes are going up big time post November. The only reason it
isn't big news yet is they don't want November to be about "free" taxes.

And these hikes are not small. In fact they are huge. Could be a 8%
national VAT or something.

Sorry you screwed up your personal financial planning so bad.
--
Smart socialists know they need capitalists to pay for it.
Trouble is there are not that many smart socialists.

On 5/30/10 5:23 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/05/2010 6:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Yep, people like you sell out America for your personal greed of being
so needy you screw your country for "free" health care. We know you will
not be paying for it, but you like the idea of others paying for your keep.


Uh, just how am I selling out America? By being annoyed with BP?



Well, how is that "free" health care going? I hear from Hilary a wild
assed tax hike is a coming. Looking at democrat congressional spending
budget, taxes are going up big time post November. The only reason it
isn't big news yet is they don't want November to be about "free" taxes.

And these hikes are not small. In fact they are huge. Could be a 8%
national VAT or something.

Sorry you screwed up your personal financial planning so bad.

Saw what? I pay for my health care insurance.


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

"Le Moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself
to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says,
“I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.



Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an idiot.

On May 30, 11:28*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Le Moose" wrote in message

...



On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:

May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push myself
to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman says,
“I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...

You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.

I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an idiot..

You would suppose wrong, D'Plume. You're the idiot of which you
speak.

On 5/31/2010 12:28 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Le Moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his
efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you
blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.



Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an idiot.

You really work hard at being stupid. Happy Memorial Day.

On May 31, 6:45*am, moose wrote:
On 5/31/2010 12:28 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:





"Le Moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:

May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his
efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you
blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...

You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.

I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an idiot.

You really work hard at being stupid. Happy Memorial Day.

Actually Moose. D'Plume consistantly proves that lunacies come quite
easily for her/it.

It seems to take work for her to act smartly educated.