On 5/30/10 5:23 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/05/2010 6:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Yep, people like you sell out America for your personal greed of being
so needy you screw your country for "free" health care. We know you will
not be paying for it, but you like the idea of others paying for your keep.


Uh, just how am I selling out America? By being annoyed with BP?



Well, how is that "free" health care going? I hear from Hilary a wild
assed tax hike is a coming. Looking at democrat congressional spending
budget, taxes are going up big time post November. The only reason it
isn't big news yet is they don't want November to be about "free" taxes.

And these hikes are not small. In fact they are huge. Could be a 8%
national VAT or something.

Sorry you screwed up your personal financial planning so bad.

Saw what? I pay for my health care insurance.


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