"TopBassDog" wrote in message
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On May 30, 11:28 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Le Moose" wrote in message

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On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:

May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally
envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his efforts
to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back
and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you
blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious
towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself
to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says,
“I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...

You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.

I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot
afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an
idiot.

You would suppose wrong, D'Plume. You're the idiot of which you
speak.

Yet you demonstrate idiocy so well...

"moose" wrote in message
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On 5/31/2010 12:28 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Le Moose" wrote in message
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On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:


May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally
envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his
efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you
blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious
towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...


You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.



I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.



Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an
idiot.

You really work hard at being stupid. Happy Memorial Day.

Fortunately for you, you don't have to work at it. It comes naturally. Happy
Memorial Day.

"TopBassDog" wrote in message
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On May 31, 6:45 am, moose wrote:
On 5/31/2010 12:28 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:





"Le Moose" wrote in message
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On 5/30/2010 8:43 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/30/10 8:39 AM, Wiley wrote:
On 5/30/2010 8:10 AM, hk wrote:

May 29, 2010
Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ of BP
‘I’ve Got to Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

In a new video that is light on his usual threats but heavy on
admiration, Osama bin Laden admits that he is “professionally
envious”
of oil giant BP’s massive oil spill, saying that it puts his
efforts to
create destruction and chaos to shame.

“There are times in an evildoer’s life when one has to stand back
and
admire a job well done,” Mr. bin Laden says in the video. “BP, you
blow
me away.”

The Al-Qaeda mastermind adds that his first thought upon seeing BP’s
spill was, “Man, I’ve got to step up my game.”

Mr. bin Laden claims in the video that he rarely feels envious
towards
other evildoers, but says he likes “to use that energy to push
myself to
be the best terrorist I can be.”

As for the envy he felt after seeing BP’s handiwork, the madman
says, “I
haven’t felt this way since the whole Toyota thing.”

From the one and only Andy Borowitz...

You seem to be having such a good time with this oil spill.

I'm not enjoying it, but BP's spill it is the perfect metaphor for
how
free enterprise corporatism has ****ed us all. Yep, our blind
worshipping of "free enterprise" has bankrupted this country, has
exported our jobs, has made health care so expensive many cannot
afford
it, and has poisoned our water, our air and our earth.

Viva la corporation.

Repeat a lie 1000 times and it is still a lie. Believe it if you want.

Uh huh... so the oil spill is good for America I suppose. You're an
idiot.

You really work hard at being stupid. Happy Memorial Day.

Actually Moose. D'Plume consistantly proves that lunacies come quite
easily for her/it.

It seems to take work for her to act smartly educated.

Next time try English.