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A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


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Bipartisan support? snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a rope.



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And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!


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Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


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Bipartisan support? snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a rope.



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Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.


And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They are
supposed to represent the people, not their party!



They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and stop
listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and they're
certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and stop
listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and they're
certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


Big bailout.

You mean the one designed, constructed and executed by GW Bush?


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On 28/03/2010 5:06 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600,
wrote:

On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


Big bailout.

You mean the one designed, constructed and executed by GW Bush?


Yep, the one where democrat congress/senate directed the US treasury to
create TARP and bailout the banks. And when it came down to other uses,
and Obama president elect had Bush take the heat for using it for GM &
Chrysler until Obama got in office to use it.

Yep, you got the one. And not one democrat said misappropriation of
TARP for GM & Chrysler. And ever since, as history will write it, the
Obama debt spend years. As this bailout-corruption is 100% supported by
democriters.
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:21:12 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 5:06 PM, jps wrote:
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You mean the one designed, constructed and executed by GW Bush?


Yep, the one where democrat congress/senate directed the US treasury to
create TARP and bailout the banks.


well, no. wall street has the economy gamed so we HAVE to bail them
out. it's called 'moral hazard theory' and is standard economics

you right wingers are just too stupid to know basic economics

And when it came down to other uses,
and Obama president elect had Bush take the heat for using it for GM &
Chrysler until Obama got in office to use it.

Yep, you got the one. And not one democrat said misappropriation of
TARP for GM & Chrysler. And ever since, as history will write it, the
Obama debt spend years. As this bailout-corruption is 100% supported by
democriters.


and your solution is?

oh. a financial meltdown with 25% middle class unemployment

just as long as the rich are protected

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC.


gee. the last group was churned after they burned down the economy

Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care.


except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class

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On 28/03/2010 5:42 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600,
wrote:

On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC.


gee. the last group was churned after they burned down the economy

Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care.


except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class


No need to protect the rich. Since they didn't over extend themselves,
saved during fat times, losing a job was just an event like a rainy day.
Like when I got the RIF in 2008. Had a job 2 weeks after I started
looking, my wife was bored of my being at home.

But to debt mongers, losing a job is a wipeout. You know the type, they
become bitter, selfish and envious of those with money.

The reality is many a hype talkers, BSers and debt mongers are getting
wiped out slowly, but surely. But those having conservative financial
values are doing quite well.

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:37:07 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 5:42 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600,
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except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class


No need to protect the rich. Since they didn't over extend themselves,
saved during fat times, losing a job was just an event like a rainy day.


really? did they? then why did we have to bail out the banks?

you seem to have forgotten that piece of the action.

and they DIDN"T save you IDIOT. they engineered the tax system so they
dont pay taxes and WE DO.

you right wingers...too stupid to examine your own basic myths. to
you, the rich are infallible...perfect...they got rich not by tax
breaks or stealing from the middle class, but by hard work

if THAT'S the case...then

WHY DID WE HAVE TO BAIL THEM OUT?

you're kinda stupid. even when confronted with MASSIVE EVIDENCE that
your BELIEF FAILED you refuse to believe it

Like when I got the RIF in 2008. Had a job 2 weeks after I started
looking, my wife was bored of my being at home.

But to debt mongers, losing a job is a wipeout. You know the type, they
become bitter, selfish and envious of those with money.


yeah. just like the rich envies what little money the middle class has
so destroys our pensions, destroys our 401K's etc.


The reality is many a hype talkers, BSers and debt mongers are getting
wiped out slowly, but surely. But those having conservative financial
values are doing quite well.


reallity?

you wouldnt know it if it bit you in the ass



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