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John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 12:43 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
....always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 12:46 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences of
promoting such violence.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 12:47 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*



You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?

Frogwatch February 3rd 10 12:58 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 7:47*pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 01:00 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/10 7:58 PM, Frogwatch wrote:
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts




Awwwwww...poor widdle incompetent righties...

So, froggy, what's going to fall off your boat next? The deck?

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 01:03 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume



John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 01:28 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47*pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

Frogwatch February 3rd 10 01:28 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 8:03*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:

On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.

John H[_2_] February 3rd 10 01:36 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 8:28*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Feb 2, 8:03*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:



"Frogwatch" wrote in message


....
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:


On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? *No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). *Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.


Besides, the silly ninny seems to forget that it was Obama asking the
stupid question, not me.

Canuck57[_9_] February 3rd 10 02:36 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?


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