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John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 12:43 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
....always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 12:46 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences of
promoting such violence.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 12:47 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*



You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?

Frogwatch February 3rd 10 12:58 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 7:47*pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 01:00 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/10 7:58 PM, Frogwatch wrote:
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts




Awwwwww...poor widdle incompetent righties...

So, froggy, what's going to fall off your boat next? The deck?

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 01:03 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume



John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 01:28 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47*pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

Frogwatch February 3rd 10 01:28 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 8:03*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:

On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.

John H[_2_] February 3rd 10 01:36 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 8:28*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Feb 2, 8:03*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:



"Frogwatch" wrote in message


....
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:


On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? *No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). *Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.


Besides, the silly ninny seems to forget that it was Obama asking the
stupid question, not me.

Canuck57[_9_] February 3rd 10 02:36 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?

Canuck57[_9_] February 3rd 10 02:38 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.

Don White February 3rd 10 02:46 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H


You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.



Frogwatch February 3rd 10 02:51 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 9:38*pm, Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:



*wrote in message
....
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, *wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
* Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.


Well, Rahm Emanuel had to apologize to Tards everywhere after
comparing them to Democrats. NOBODY wants to be as inept as a
Democrat these days. Really, death is redundant for a Dem. I can see
it now, a new Romero movie, "Night of the Living Dems" featuring
Pelosi, Reid and Biden lurching after Sarah Palin who dispatches em
with a shotgun.

Don White[_6_] February 3rd 10 02:51 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/2010 9:46 PM, Don White wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H


You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.


Sometimes I feel like an idiot repeating every one of Harry's favourite
barbs. You would think I could come up with one insult on my own.

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:12 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences
of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:12 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 8:03 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:

On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a
president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.



So, basically, if someone else does something reprehensible, then it's ok if
you do it. Jerk.
--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:13 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a
president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.



Drop dead... figuratively speaking of course.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:14 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H



You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Frogwatch February 3rd 10 04:34 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 11:14*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:


On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--


Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.


John H


You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.

Bill McKee February 3rd 10 04:39 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as POTUS.
Where was the indignation then?



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 07:23 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.

It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as
POTUS. Where was the indignation then?


?? I just said that because someone else does something bad doesn't give
other people license to do so.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 07:23 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 11:14 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:


On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--


Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.


John H


You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.



Well, you're a crass, ignorant fool.

--
Nom=de=Plume



TopBassDog February 3rd 10 10:28 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 3, 1:23*am, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 11:14 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:



"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:


On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--


Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.


John H


You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.


--
Nom=de=Plume
I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. *In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. *Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.


Well, you're a crass, ignorant fool.

--
Nom=de=Plume


There, there, D'Plume. Are the boys picking on you in the play ground
again?

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 11:21 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences
of
promoting such violence.

It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

But he did. How are you going to deal with it?

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 11:23 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 8:03 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:

On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)
Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*
You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts

Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a
president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.



So, basically, if someone else does something reprehensible, then it's ok if
you do it. Jerk.


Why not? It works for Barry.

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 11:31 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.
It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?

No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume

That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as
POTUS. Where was the indignation then?


?? I just said that because someone else does something bad doesn't give
other people license to do so.

So what's the fine for speaking without a license these days?

Don White[_6_] February 3rd 10 02:49 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/3/2010 6:21 AM, Harry wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.
It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

But he did. How are you going to deal with it?


I called the Secret Service. I will put an end to this. Canadian
Mounties to the rescue.

Don White February 3rd 10 03:00 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...
On 2/2/2010 9:46 PM, Don White wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H


You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.


Sometimes I feel like an idiot repeating every one of Harry's favourite
barbs. You would think I could come up with one insult on my own.


Here's one for you...you are a cowardly jackass who needs to spoof another
posters name in order to get noticed.



Don White[_6_] February 3rd 10 03:02 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/3/2010 10:00 AM, Don White wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
On 2/2/2010 9:46 PM, Don White wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H

You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.


Sometimes I feel like an idiot repeating every one of Harry's favourite
barbs. You would think I could come up with one insult on my own.


Here's one for you...you are a cowardly jackass who needs to spoof another
posters name in order to get noticed.


I thought about my last post for 1 min, and realized that I am just
repeating Harry's newest insult. Pleas accept my apology. I really am
a idiot, I think I might be getting Alzheimer

Tim February 3rd 10 03:23 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H


LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 07:59 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 20:34:03 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 11:14*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:


On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--


Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.


John H


You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.


If the joke had been posted by Harry, the ninny would be fawning over
it like Chris Mathews over Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FroiT...layer_embedded

This cut exemplifies the racism so rampant amongst the liberals.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 08:01 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/3/10 2:59 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 20:34:03 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 11:14 pm, wrote:
"John wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?

S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts

LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.


If the joke had been posted by Harry, the ninny would be fawning over
it like Chris Mathews over Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FroiT...layer_embedded

This cut exemplifies the racism so rampant amongst the liberals.


What could be funnier here than racist herring whining about racism.

John H[_12_] February 3rd 10 08:02 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H


LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....


That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 08:50 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 20:34:03 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 11:14 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?

S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts

LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H

You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.


If the joke had been posted by Harry, the ninny would be fawning over
it like Chris Mathews over Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FroiT...layer_embedded

This cut exemplifies the racism so rampant amongst the liberals.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H



Please feel free to show me where I've fawned over anyone's racist remarks.
You can't because you're a liar and a racist.

I forgot you were an idiot ... for a moment. Does that make me an elitist?

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 08:51 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H


LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....


That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.



Sounds to me like you have your own panties to worry about.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Don White February 3rd 10 11:25 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....


That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.



Sounds to me like you have your own panties to worry about.

--
Nom=de=Plume


~~ Snerk ~~
I just can't imagine Johnny as a senior officer in the US Army.
Things sure were different then!



Harry[_2_] February 3rd 10 11:32 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/3/10 6:25 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
"John wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.



Sounds to me like you have your own panties to worry about.

--
Nom=de=Plume


~~ Snerk ~~
I just can't imagine Johnny as a senior officer in the US Army.
Things sure were different then!



The military is not that particular about who it lets in...herring,
flajim and BAR, for example...got in.

Don White February 4th 10 12:47 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"Harry" wrote in message
m...
On 2/3/10 6:25 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
"John wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.


Sounds to me like you have your own panties to worry about.

--
Nom=de=Plume


~~ Snerk ~~
I just can't imagine Johnny as a senior officer in the US Army.
Things sure were different then!



The military is not that particular about who it lets in...herring, flajim
and BAR, for example...got in.


Right you are......darn shame!



Bruce[_15_] February 4th 10 01:07 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
John H wrote:
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST),
wrote:



Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.

No need to be polite when addressing him/her, John.

John H[_12_] February 4th 10 01:38 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:07:08 -0500, Bruce wrote:

John H wrote:
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST),
wrote:



Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.

No need to be polite when addressing him/her, John.


May I consider that a 'Papal Dispensation'?
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H


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