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nom=de=plume February 4th 10 01:47 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
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On Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:07:08 -0500, Bruce wrote:

John H wrote:
On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 07:23:24 -0800 (PST),
wrote:



Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink.
John H

LOL!

Like "flies on stink"

Haven't hear that on in a while....

That's because it's normally 'flies on ****', but I was being nice so
d'plum wouldn't get her panties in a wad.

No need to be polite when addressing him/her, John.


May I consider that a 'Papal Dispensation'?




You can consider it as a response from a jerk.


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Nom=de=Plume



Bill McKee February 4th 10 05:00 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
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...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.

It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?


No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

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Nom=de=Plume


That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as
POTUS. Where was the indignation then?


?? I just said that because someone else does something bad doesn't give
other people license to do so.

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Nom=de=Plume


Where was the indignation? Simple question.



nom=de=plume February 4th 10 05:37 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Bill McKee" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives
on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a
great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.

It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?


No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as
POTUS. Where was the indignation then?


?? I just said that because someone else does something bad doesn't give
other people license to do so.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Where was the indignation? Simple question.



Simple is as simple does.


--
Nom=de=Plume



Harry[_2_] February 4th 10 01:29 PM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Bill McKee" wrote in message
m...
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives
on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a
great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."

Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the
lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.
It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?

No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume

That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as
POTUS. Where was the indignation then?
?? I just said that because someone else does something bad doesn't give
other people license to do so.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Where was the indignation? Simple question.



Simple is as simple does.


If you can't come up with some clever witty responses, I'm going to
throw your skanky little ass off my team. You can be an independent
skank. Because I'm sure those crazy rightys wouldn't have you either.


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