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Canuck57[_9_] February 3rd 10 02:38 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.

Don White February 3rd 10 02:46 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H


You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.



Frogwatch February 3rd 10 02:51 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 9:38*pm, Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:



*wrote in message
....
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, *wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
* Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.


Well, Rahm Emanuel had to apologize to Tards everywhere after
comparing them to Democrats. NOBODY wants to be as inept as a
Democrat these days. Really, death is redundant for a Dem. I can see
it now, a new Romero movie, "Night of the Living Dems" featuring
Pelosi, Reid and Biden lurching after Sarah Palin who dispatches em
with a shotgun.

Don White[_6_] February 3rd 10 02:51 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On 2/2/2010 9:46 PM, Don White wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

snip..
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


John H


You're quite a piece of work Johnny. A disgrace to the uniform.
You have quite a nerve sucking on the governments teat.


Sometimes I feel like an idiot repeating every one of Harry's favourite
barbs. You would think I could come up with one insult on my own.

nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:12 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."



Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the consequences
of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:12 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 8:03 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message

...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:

On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?
S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a
president
is a bad thing, apparently.

--
Nom=de=Plume


Wow, does anybody remember all the signs lefties had calling for
Bush's death? No, how soon you forget (or resort to hypocrisy). Yes,
I do think that it would be good if Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Clinton
all suddenly died although how you'd know if Biden was dead I'm not
sure except he might make more sense stone cold.



So, basically, if someone else does something reprehensible, then it's ok if
you do it. Jerk.
--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:13 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 6:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts



Right. Because only Democrats actually believe that the death of a
president
is a bad thing, apparently.


Apparently the need for liberal greed and statism has killed your humor.
Unless it is a Palin one.

Hell, it goes with the job.



Drop dead... figuratively speaking of course.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 3rd 10 04:14 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:

...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!

Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--

Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.

John H



You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Frogwatch February 3rd 10 04:34 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 
On Feb 2, 11:14*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 16:58:01 -0800 (PST), Frogwatch
wrote:


On Feb 2, 7:47 pm, Harry wrote:
On 2/2/10 7:43 PM, John H wrote:


...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)


Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*


You're ever the asshole, eh, herring?


S.o many Democrats and so few lampposts


LOL!


Golly. Seems like some folks jumped on that like flies on stink. I
guess there was a lot of stink in that news.
--


Proud member of the angry mob. If you're not outraged,
you're not paying attention.


John H


You must be highly familiar with stinky sh*t.

--
Nom=de=Plume


I never saw anything wrong with making jokes about Bush's death
either. As long as there was no threat involved, it should be
protected speech to wish even death on anybody you desire. In the
case of Obama, making death jokes is sort of redundant when he is so
brain dead that his IQ drops by 30 points when he has no
teleprompter. Without his Teleprompter, Obama is simply a zombie.

Bill McKee February 3rd 10 04:39 AM

OT That damn little Johnny guy...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 02/02/2010 5:46 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
...always has the last word. (Maybe a repost, but worth a second
reading.)

Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama*

President Barack Obama
was visiting a primary school, and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious
President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama,
"That would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would
be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama.."That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet
voice, he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck
by a
friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama."That's right. And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably
wouldn't be an accident either."


Let's hope you actually have basic intelligence, beyond the lizard-brain
portion, to understand how sick this sort of joke is and the
consequences of
promoting such violence.


It is a good joke. What, can't make fun of Obama because he is
back-democrat?



No. Shouldn't make fun of killing a president.

--
Nom=de=Plume


That joke was told using Clinton as the POTUS, probably with Bush as POTUS.
Where was the indignation then?




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