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Harry[_2_] January 22nd 10 01:08 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
Harry wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Harry wrote:
Harry wrote:
Bruce wrote:
Harry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500, Harry
wrote:

John H wrote:

Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!
Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life
with a set of cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as
your $200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like Race
for the Cure.


Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve
his needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds
almost 40 years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four
times a week until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did
play and win a good number of local senior tournaments as an
amateur. Uncle retired at 55 and moved to Boca Raton from Salem,
Massachusetts. He plays with a cheap, old set of clubs.
Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?


Trophy for Newbie Asshole of Rec.Boats.

I have a sig pistol that cost more than that chunk of plastic rifle.
BFD.
Big gun making up for a small penis eh?


Oh, you have been reading my old posts, eh. Well I used to think
people used guns to compensate for small a small penis, but that was
before I became so obese, that my fat completely covers my package.

So I decided it was time to change my mind. My new motto is:
"Harry Krause, My pecker may be the size of a babies, but I own a ****
load of guns."

Maybe you should give your lady a pecker stretcher for valentines day.




Imagine the horror of being a flajim* and all you can do in rec.boats is
spoof the IDs of other posters while your wife pleasures herself with a
zucchini.


* All the ID Spoofers here are flajim or variations on flajim.








Harry[_2_] January 22nd 10 01:18 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
Harry wrote:
Harry wrote:
I am Tosk wrote:
In article , Bruce846
@gmail.com says...
As bad a golfer as herring is, if he spent $50 on a golf club, it
was too much.

I have no idea what his handicap is, but to play that often - in odd
conditions, too! - he can't be that bad. Paying a few grand for a
good set of clubs is no different than paying hundreds of thousands
on a fishing boat. I wouldn't want to guess what a pound of fish
costs with all costs considered. It's about the sport and the
enjoyment of the


Bruce. You must be new here;) Harry knows nothing about how John
plays, he is just spewing again, trying to get someone to listen.

Scotty


Herring posts his scores. Therefore, we know how he plays. He plays
lousy.

As opposed to you who doesn't play at all at anything.




Now, some of the flajim variants who spoof here are even dumber than
flajim, or they're flajim trying to appear dumber than they are. This
one, for example, reads like loogy or snottyscotty tosk, two of the
really stupid pond scummers who post here.


John H[_12_] January 22nd 10 01:45 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:41:32 -0500, Bruce wrote:

John H wrote:
On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:06:23 -0500, wrote:


Harry wrote:

Jim wrote:

C. Mor Butts wrote:

On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:08:52 -0800, "Steve B"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

Democrats bit the dust, a hint of what November will bring...

How long was that seat liberal-democrat? 46 years or more? Well,
tells you what people think about Obamanomics, liberal
corruption-debt-spend and liberal health care tax grab.

Obama's honeymoon just ended with one year in office. One year of
Ombama has democrats voting republican. LMAO.

Some democrat aught to email this to Obama:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiM6JAQZwHI

The Dems can still put the bill through with the "reconciliation"
clause which requires a vote of 51, so the fat lady hasn't sung
yet. It WILL be interesting now to see the tap-dancing and
posturing of Democrats who are up for re-election. Some have
already declared, "I'm out of here" and won't be running. They are
smart men who know they can take their spoils and retire
comfortably. The greedy and stupid will stay, and take what they
get. An armed insurrection is in order to clean the Halls of
Congress.

Steve

You really ought to run for congress, Steve. I don't know anyone in
rec.boats who has a better take on things. We really need to promote
people who don't have big lips, bulging eyes and nappy hair.

I'm with ya when you decide to run.

Nice spoofing Harry, except your writing style and sore ass shines
through the camouflage.


Sorry, ****-for-brains...not one of mine. I've been...busy. My new
photo printer arrived late yesterday, and I've been occupied setting
it up, calibrating my monitor and loading in various paper profiles. I
suppose I could have bought a golf club, but the printer was more
expensive.

As always, ESAD.


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Very nice! I thought graphite shafts were for the senior citizens with
slower swings...


There is some truth to that. However, my slower swing speed is not due
to old age, but to a desire to hit the ball. I have found that I am
capable of a swing speed in the 100-110 mph range, but my ability to
hit the ball at such a speed leaves much to be desired, unless I am
into walking in the woods that day.

So, I've found that a three-quarter swing and a swing speed in the
80-90 mph range tends to give me a drive which stays within shouting
distance of the fairway on which I'm playing. As you know, shouting
distance is very important in golf. Those towards whose heads the ball
is travelling at a high rate of speed should be able to hear the word,
"FORE!!"
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

John H[_12_] January 22nd 10 01:50 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:12:43 -0800, "Bill McKee"
wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
m...
Harry wrote:
John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~


Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the 90's...my uncle
shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of cheap wilson
clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your $200
driver.

It's amazing what little things bother you, Harry. You need a long break
from this place so you can interact with people in person and act
accordingly.


He overpaid for the printer.


If you've seen his picture of the owls down by his creek, you could
easily understand the need for a printer capable of handling that kind
of photographic artwork.

Four hundred dollars is cheap for the quality Harry needs. Not just
needs, demands!

I would imagine something, at a minimum, like this one from WalMart:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10828731
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Harry[_2_] January 22nd 10 02:07 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
John H wrote:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10828731


I'm sure your local walcrap store has that particular model on display
and ready to be stuffed into your SUV so you can take it home.
Interesting that walcram grossly overcharges for that model.

Oh...golf...golf is just another activity in life in which you will be
no better than mediocre.




I am Tosk January 22nd 10 03:33 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
In article ,
says...


So, I've found that a three-quarter swing and a swing speed in the
80-90 mph range tends to give me a drive which stays within shouting
distance of the fairway on which I'm playing. As you know, shouting
distance is very important in golf. Those towards whose heads the ball
is travelling at a high rate of speed should be able to hear the word,
"FORE!!"


I always wondered what would happen if you yelled four instead? Could
you be charged if someone got hurt...

Besides, why would anybody standing near a fairway or a green on a golf
course not be watching for flying golf balls anyway? If I hear the word
"fore" do I just hit the ground like a hundred other folks or look
around for a white ball traveling at over 100 MPH?

Scotty, there's a start?



I am Tosk January 22nd 10 03:34 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:12:43 -0800, "Bill McKee"
wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
m...
Harry wrote:
John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~


Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the 90's...my uncle
shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of cheap wilson
clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your $200
driver.
It's amazing what little things bother you, Harry. You need a long break
from this place so you can interact with people in person and act
accordingly.


He overpaid for the printer.


If you've seen his picture of the owls down by his creek, you could
easily understand the need for a printer capable of handling that kind
of photographic artwork.

Four hundred dollars is cheap for the quality Harry needs. Not just
needs, demands!

I would imagine something, at a minimum, like this one from WalMart:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10828731

Do you think he is still printing out pictures of that guys Owls and
passing them off as his photo? Usenet and Google have ruined a lot of
his fun you know...

Scotty

John H[_12_] January 22nd 10 03:42 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:52:19 -0500, Bruce wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:


John H wrote:



Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~


Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the 90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of cheap
wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your $200
driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like Race
for the Cure.

You really researched the prices for a driver? Bored today, or is this
your life?


I had no idea my purchase of a driver would cause such a stir.
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Harry[_2_] January 22nd 10 03:43 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
I am Tosk wrote:

Do you think he is still printing out pictures of that guys Owls and
passing them off as his photo? Usenet and Google have ruined a lot of
his fun you know...

Scotty



Paid your hospital bill yet?

John H[_12_] January 22nd 10 03:47 PM

Brown Wins, Democrats bit the dust
 
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Harry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500, Harry
wrote:

John H wrote:

Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!
Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the 90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like Race
for the Cure.



Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost 40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at 55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?


I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.

And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


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