On Thu, 8 Oct 2009 21:30:44 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the
starving people throughout the world.

I told them to go to Hell.

Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!

You must not be married. I find that Purple Heart and the National
Children's Center are great ways to help clean stuff out of the house.
By getting your wife involved, closets and dressers get emptied (a
little), and someone gets some pretty decent stuff.