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They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" -- "Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn Rand |
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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. |
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![]() "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. |
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Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. I wonder if he still has that Keystone uniform? |
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Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. |
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![]() "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. |
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Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. |
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![]() "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... |
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Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. |
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![]() "Jimo" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs. I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers. I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them. |
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