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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..

Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.

I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.

Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs.
I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky
beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers.
I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them.