| Home |
| Search |
| Today's Posts |
|
|
|
#1
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
Maryland honeymooners
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. |
|
#2
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
"Jimo" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs. I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers. I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them. |
|
#3
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
Don White wrote:
"Jimo" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs. I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers. I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them. Are they pink? BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment. |
|
#4
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
"Jeem" wrote in message ... Are they pink? BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment. Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store.... where you get your clothes. |
|
#5
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
Don White wrote:
"Jeem" wrote in message ... Are they pink? BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment. Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store.... where you get your clothes. What was I thinking? What manly man would wear pink rubber shoes (Crocs). |
|
#6
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
Jeem wrote:
Don White wrote: "Jeem" wrote in message ... Are they pink? BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment. Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store.... where you get your clothes. What was I thinking? What manly man would wear pink rubber shoes (Crocs). Did you know he drives....get this..... a RAV4...... Some say it's pink. |
|
#7
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
Don White wrote:
"Jimo" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs. I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers. I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them. They fit right in with the RAV4. Got the matching pink, dummy? |
|
#8
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
|
|
#10
posted to rec.boats
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryland honeymooners
"H the K" wrote in message m... JustWait wrote: In article , says... Don White wrote: "H the K" wrote in message m... Don White wrote: "D 1" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!" Lu, don't quit your day job. He did...he was a cop I believe. Stalking him, dummy? You are an imbecile, I believe. Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot. Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie.. Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named krueger...don't step in it. I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs...... Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny? Glad you made it through the storm unscathed. Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok.... About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under that leaky tent. Leaky tent? That's his neighbours ****ing on it. |
| Reply |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Forum | |||
| Maryland Sausage | General | |||
| The Freak in Maryland? | General | |||
| A man from Maryland.................................................................................................................................. | General | |||
| WTB: 14' Boom in Maryland | Marketplace | |||
| WTB: MAST in Maryland | Marketplace | |||
Hybrid Mode
