Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.