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Frogwatch[_2_] August 6th 09 05:32 PM

Your permanent file
 
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.

H the K August 6th 09 05:35 PM

Your permanent file
 
Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.



No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.

Another John August 6th 09 05:58 PM

Your permanent file
 
On Thu, 6 Aug 2009 09:32:43 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.


Would true socialists actually do things like that? Sounds very
Stalinesque to me.
--
John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

Lu Powell[_8_] August 6th 09 05:59 PM

Your permanent file
 

"H the K" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.



No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.


We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.



Frogwatch[_2_] August 6th 09 07:02 PM

Your permanent file
 
On Aug 6, 12:59*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in ...



Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. *Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. *Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. *BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. *No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). *Can I recommend any employment? *Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: *“Tester for senescence termination
medication”.


No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.


We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.


Nephew: Commissar, SIR, I must object to a dossier being kept on
me, I am a loyal citizen.
Commissar: (sneering) YOU, loyal, HAH. You have an uncle, Frogwatch
by name, YES?
Nephew: Well, yeah, he's harmless, a little eccentric maybe.
Commissar: (nose up in the air) WE WILL BE THE JUDGE of that comrade.
Frogwatch has a file you know?
Nephew: Sir, he did not criticize Obamacare, he only said he wanted
to get his own doctor, please understand.
Commissar: Oh, we understand. DO YOU AGREE in the infallibility of
THE ONE?
Nephew: SIR, of COURSE SIR, it is the entire basis of our system SIR.
Commissar: Excellent comrade (drumming his fingers on the desk)
excellent. Then you MUST agree that any disagreement with the TRUTH
or lack of acceptance of the TRUTH is dishonest?
Nephew: SIR, that seems right, YES, SIR.
Commissar: Good, Good, then you must also agree that dishonesty is a
lie as well comrade.
Nephew: (downcast) yes, yes sir.
Commissar: Thus it was someones duty to report this Frogwatch, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT (yelling) Comrade?
Nephew: (whispering) yes
Commissar: (low and menacing and in his face) and acceptance of an
untruth is the same as a lie and YOU did not report this Frogwatch,
somebody else did. And you call yourself loyal. You are dismissed

Frogwatch[_2_] August 6th 09 07:04 PM

Your permanent file
 
On Aug 6, 2:02*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 12:59*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:



"H the K" wrote in ...


Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. *Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. *Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. *BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. *No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). *Can I recommend any employment? *Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: *“Tester for senescence termination
medication”.


No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.


We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.


Nephew: * * Commissar, SIR, I must object to a dossier being kept on
me, I am a loyal citizen.
Commissar: (sneering) *YOU, loyal, HAH. *You have an uncle, Frogwatch
by name, YES?
Nephew: *Well, yeah, he's harmless, a little eccentric maybe.
Commissar: (nose up in the air) WE WILL BE THE JUDGE of that comrade.
Frogwatch has a file you know?
Nephew: *Sir, he did not criticize Obamacare, he only said he wanted
to get his own doctor, please understand.
Commissar: *Oh, we understand. *DO YOU AGREE in the infallibility of
THE ONE?
Nephew: *SIR, of COURSE SIR, it is the entire basis of our system SIR.
Commissar: *Excellent comrade (drumming his fingers on the desk)
excellent. *Then you MUST agree that any disagreement with the TRUTH
or lack of acceptance of the TRUTH is dishonest?
Nephew: *SIR, that seems right, YES, SIR.
Commissar: *Good, Good, then you must also agree that dishonesty is a
lie as well comrade.
Nephew: (downcast) yes, yes sir.
Commissar: *Thus it was someones duty to report this Frogwatch, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT (yelling) Comrade?
Nephew: *(whispering) yes
Commissar: *(low and menacing and in his face) and acceptance of an
untruth is the same as a lie and YOU did not report this Frogwatch,
somebody else did. *And you call yourself loyal. *You are dismissed


See what watching too much Dr. Who does?

H the K August 6th 09 07:41 PM

Your permanent file
 
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 2:02 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 12:59 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:



"H the K" wrote in ...
Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.
No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.
We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.

Nephew: Commissar, SIR, I must object to a dossier being kept on
me, I am a loyal citizen.
Commissar: (sneering) YOU, loyal, HAH. You have an uncle, Frogwatch
by name, YES?
Nephew: Well, yeah, he's harmless, a little eccentric maybe.
Commissar: (nose up in the air) WE WILL BE THE JUDGE of that comrade.
Frogwatch has a file you know?
Nephew: Sir, he did not criticize Obamacare, he only said he wanted
to get his own doctor, please understand.
Commissar: Oh, we understand. DO YOU AGREE in the infallibility of
THE ONE?
Nephew: SIR, of COURSE SIR, it is the entire basis of our system SIR.
Commissar: Excellent comrade (drumming his fingers on the desk)
excellent. Then you MUST agree that any disagreement with the TRUTH
or lack of acceptance of the TRUTH is dishonest?
Nephew: SIR, that seems right, YES, SIR.
Commissar: Good, Good, then you must also agree that dishonesty is a
lie as well comrade.
Nephew: (downcast) yes, yes sir.
Commissar: Thus it was someones duty to report this Frogwatch, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT (yelling) Comrade?
Nephew: (whispering) yes
Commissar: (low and menacing and in his face) and acceptance of an
untruth is the same as a lie and YOU did not report this Frogwatch,
somebody else did. And you call yourself loyal. You are dismissed


See what watching too much Dr. Who does?



Fortunately, we have an example here of what happens when you listen to
Glenn Beck: John Herring. And we have an example here of what happens
when you socialize with the teabagging birthers: Lu-ser Powell.

Frogwatch[_2_] August 6th 09 07:55 PM

Your permanent file
 
On Aug 6, 2:41*pm, H the K wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 2:02 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 12:59 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:


"H the K" wrote in ...
Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. *Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. *Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. *BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. *No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). *Can I recommend any employment? *Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: *“Tester for senescence termination
medication”.
No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.
We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.
Nephew: * * Commissar, SIR, I must object to a dossier being kept on
me, I am a loyal citizen.
Commissar: (sneering) *YOU, loyal, HAH. *You have an uncle, Frogwatch
by name, YES?
Nephew: *Well, yeah, he's harmless, a little eccentric maybe.
Commissar: (nose up in the air) WE WILL BE THE JUDGE of that comrade.
Frogwatch has a file you know?
Nephew: *Sir, he did not criticize Obamacare, he only said he wanted
to get his own doctor, please understand.
Commissar: *Oh, we understand. *DO YOU AGREE in the infallibility of
THE ONE?
Nephew: *SIR, of COURSE SIR, it is the entire basis of our system SIR.
Commissar: *Excellent comrade (drumming his fingers on the desk)
excellent. *Then you MUST agree that any disagreement with the TRUTH
or lack of acceptance of the TRUTH is dishonest?
Nephew: *SIR, that seems right, YES, SIR.
Commissar: *Good, Good, then you must also agree that dishonesty is a
lie as well comrade.
Nephew: (downcast) yes, yes sir.
Commissar: *Thus it was someones duty to report this Frogwatch, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT (yelling) Comrade?
Nephew: *(whispering) yes
Commissar: *(low and menacing and in his face) and acceptance of an
untruth is the same as a lie and YOU did not report this Frogwatch,
somebody else did. *And you call yourself loyal. *You are dismissed


See what watching too much Dr. Who does?


Fortunately, we have an example here of what happens when you listen to
Glenn Beck: John Herring. And we have an example here of what happens
when you socialize with the teabagging birthers: Lu-ser Powell.


Commissar: Hmm, Krause, Krause, , Ah, Yes, Harry Krause, here we go,
his file. What? You are surprised we have a file on him? You see
Krause believes himself to be loyal and he actually acts so. His
response to the party is nearly Pavlovian. We say "Harry" and he
begins to pant in anticipation of a morsel. The party expresses a
position and he immediately and obediantly posts it in rec.boats, GOOD
BOY, good boy.
You still do not understand? Yes, he is loyal, he does what is
expected of him but he does it because he expects to be rewarded, not
out of true blind unthinking obedience. The party DEMANDS unthinking
obedience with no expectation of anything. If we say "Jump into a
fire", we expect him to jump without thought. He is not there yet,
THUS, we have a file on him.

H the K August 6th 09 08:02 PM

Your permanent file
 
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 2:41 pm, H the K wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 2:02 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 6, 12:59 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in ...
Frogwatch wrote:
Comrade, your permanent file has reports that your uncle Frogwatch
said some “things” concerning Obamacare. Oh Yes, all such files are
permanent and exempt from freedom of information requests (actually
true) so you would have never have known of them before applying for a
govt position. However, the political unreliability of a close
relative makes you ineligible for any govt position within the
national auto industry. Oh yes, the same goes for any of the national
health care industry. BTW comrade, your file reports that you did not
clap enough when Obamacare passed, no, I cannot tell you who reported
this, no, it wasn’t that neighbor who hates you. No, I cannot tell
you if this is why you have been IRS audited three times over three
years, we are not required to discuss how this information is used
(they really are not). Can I recommend any employment? Hmmm, well
comrade, with your “record” about the only thing I can find would be a
highly skilled position: “Tester for senescence termination
medication”.
No one gives a flying foch what a disgruntled "inventor" living in
backwater Florida thinks.
We all know how you feel about anyone who disagrees with you. Why respond if
you don't care what they think? Hypocrite.
Nephew: Commissar, SIR, I must object to a dossier being kept on
me, I am a loyal citizen.
Commissar: (sneering) YOU, loyal, HAH. You have an uncle, Frogwatch
by name, YES?
Nephew: Well, yeah, he's harmless, a little eccentric maybe.
Commissar: (nose up in the air) WE WILL BE THE JUDGE of that comrade.
Frogwatch has a file you know?
Nephew: Sir, he did not criticize Obamacare, he only said he wanted
to get his own doctor, please understand.
Commissar: Oh, we understand. DO YOU AGREE in the infallibility of
THE ONE?
Nephew: SIR, of COURSE SIR, it is the entire basis of our system SIR.
Commissar: Excellent comrade (drumming his fingers on the desk)
excellent. Then you MUST agree that any disagreement with the TRUTH
or lack of acceptance of the TRUTH is dishonest?
Nephew: SIR, that seems right, YES, SIR.
Commissar: Good, Good, then you must also agree that dishonesty is a
lie as well comrade.
Nephew: (downcast) yes, yes sir.
Commissar: Thus it was someones duty to report this Frogwatch, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT (yelling) Comrade?
Nephew: (whispering) yes
Commissar: (low and menacing and in his face) and acceptance of an
untruth is the same as a lie and YOU did not report this Frogwatch,
somebody else did. And you call yourself loyal. You are dismissed
See what watching too much Dr. Who does?

Fortunately, we have an example here of what happens when you listen to
Glenn Beck: John Herring. And we have an example here of what happens
when you socialize with the teabagging birthers: Lu-ser Powell.


Commissar: Hmm, Krause, Krause, , Ah, Yes, Harry Krause, here we go,
his file. What? You are surprised we have a file on him? You see
Krause believes himself to be loyal and he actually acts so. His
response to the party is nearly Pavlovian. We say "Harry" and he
begins to pant in anticipation of a morsel. The party expresses a
position and he immediately and obediantly posts it in rec.boats, GOOD
BOY, good boy.
You still do not understand? Yes, he is loyal, he does what is
expected of him but he does it because he expects to be rewarded, not
out of true blind unthinking obedience. The party DEMANDS unthinking
obedience with no expectation of anything. If we say "Jump into a
fire", we expect him to jump without thought. He is not there yet,
THUS, we have a file on him.


Uh...I'm sure the feds already have a "file" on me and tens of millions
of other Americans. I don't give a ****...how's that? On the other hand,
I'm sure the mental health officials in your county have a file on you.







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