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Jesus and a Union Guy
Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." -- Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common - they want to control every aspect of our lives. |
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Lu Powell wrote:
Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." It is easy to see that you have a prejudice against working people. Rest assured if a guy was on long term disability he was disabled. They go to great lengths to monitor anyone who might be playing the system. Very very few if any get away with cheating. This kind of prejudice is encouraged by the likes of Wall Street who want slave wage labor. In case you're wondering where the term wage slave came from it was the North. In coincidence with the arrival of the Irish from the potato famine the Industrialists got rid of their slaves which were expensive to feed, clothe and house etc. They hired the Irish and anyone else so desperate to work for as little as ten cents a day. If they fell, ill, died or simply didn't perform they were replaced by one of horde waiting for their jobs. They worked little kids, old women, and everyone else worse than they would work a slave. If they worked a slave to death they were expensive to replace. |
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Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." It is easy to see that you have a prejudice against working people. Rest assured if a guy was on long term disability he was disabled. They go to great lengths to monitor anyone who might be playing the system. Very very few if any get away with cheating. This kind of prejudice is encouraged by the likes of Wall Street who want slave wage labor. In case you're wondering where the term wage slave came from it was the North. In coincidence with the arrival of the Irish from the potato famine the Industrialists got rid of their slaves which were expensive to feed, clothe and house etc. They hired the Irish and anyone else so desperate to work for as little as ten cents a day. If they fell, ill, died or simply didn't perform they were replaced by one of horde waiting for their jobs. They worked little kids, old women, and everyone else worse than they would work a slave. If they worked a slave to death they were expensive to replace. Lu-ser is a marginal guy who also tells crappy jokes about blacks and women. As such, he's given the "high five" by several other members of the right-wing contingent here. I doubt he's done a day of hard, honest work in his entire life, nor does he have any skills. |
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![]() "nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." It is easy to see that you have a prejudice against working people. Rest assured if a guy was on long term disability he was disabled. They go to great lengths to monitor anyone who might be playing the system. Very very few if any get away with cheating. This kind of prejudice is encouraged by the likes of Wall Street who want slave wage labor. In case you're wondering where the term wage slave came from it was the North. In coincidence with the arrival of the Irish from the potato famine the Industrialists got rid of their slaves which were expensive to feed, clothe and house etc. They hired the Irish and anyone else so desperate to work for as little as ten cents a day. If they fell, ill, died or simply didn't perform they were replaced by one of horde waiting for their jobs. They worked little kids, old women, and everyone else worse than they would work a slave. If they worked a slave to death they were expensive to replace. I see it's easy for you to make snap judgments about other people. I have no prejudices against working people, having been one myself for many years. Born to a sharecropper, I was first in my extended family to finish high school and college. What I saw of unionists was my father working for starvation wages for the railroads, paying his required union dues, and getting little in return. Union stewards didn't look out for the working men; they feathered their own nests. My father taught me the value of honesty and hard work, which has served me well. I was in a western police department and saw the growth of police unions. At first, the union was a valid and necessary answer to poor management, which is the usual case. Then, as it matured the union grew fat and lazy. It no longer served its membership, and was nearly unseated by a more militant union. The end result was an unlawful police strike that lasted for almost two weeks. When the members returned to work, the union settled on a contract that was LESS than the city's final offer before the members hit the bricks. The wages lost during the strike took three years to recoup after the strike. The union officials were replaced by more reasonable persons, who themselves became fat and lazy. When I retired as assistant chief of police years later, the union was spending huge amounts of money to keep incompetent police officers from being fired. It was so bad, the union trustees forced the resignation of the president and his henchmen. I went on to serve as police chief in two southern police departments. Am I prejudiced about unionists? Nope. I know them first hand for what they evolve into. Be that as it may, I'm not interested in a ****ing contest. If you don't like my postings, put me in your kill file, like I did to Hairy Harry Krause. |
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Lu Powell wrote:
"nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." It is easy to see that you have a prejudice against working people. Rest assured if a guy was on long term disability he was disabled. They go to great lengths to monitor anyone who might be playing the system. Very very few if any get away with cheating. This kind of prejudice is encouraged by the likes of Wall Street who want slave wage labor. In case you're wondering where the term wage slave came from it was the North. In coincidence with the arrival of the Irish from the potato famine the Industrialists got rid of their slaves which were expensive to feed, clothe and house etc. They hired the Irish and anyone else so desperate to work for as little as ten cents a day. If they fell, ill, died or simply didn't perform they were replaced by one of horde waiting for their jobs. They worked little kids, old women, and everyone else worse than they would work a slave. If they worked a slave to death they were expensive to replace. I see it's easy for you to make snap judgments about other people. I have no prejudices against working people, having been one myself for many years. Born to a sharecropper, I was first in my extended family to finish high school and college. What I saw of unionists was my father working for starvation wages for the railroads, paying his required union dues, and getting little in return. Union stewards didn't look out for the working men; they feathered their own nests. My father taught me the value of honesty and hard work, which has served me well. I was in a western police department and saw the growth of police unions. At first, the union was a valid and necessary answer to poor management, which is the usual case. Then, as it matured the union grew fat and lazy. It no longer served its membership, and was nearly unseated by a more militant union. The end result was an unlawful police strike that lasted for almost two weeks. When the members returned to work, the union settled on a contract that was LESS than the city's final offer before the members hit the bricks. The wages lost during the strike took three years to recoup after the strike. The union officials were replaced by more reasonable persons, who themselves became fat and lazy. When I retired as assistant chief of police years later, the union was spending huge amounts of money to keep incompetent police officers from being fired. It was so bad, the union trustees forced the resignation of the president and his henchmen. I went on to serve as police chief in two southern police departments. Am I prejudiced about unionists? Nope. I know them first hand for what they evolve into. Be that as it may, I'm not interested in a ****ing contest. If you don't like my postings, put me in your kill file, like I did to Hairy Harry Krause. Pure BS My Father was a sharecropper prior to his entry into the Army in 37. He worked in a factory from 49 until 82. He was in a Union. He enjoyed the average wage and benefits and the negotiating power of the union for a fair shake. If not for the Union he would have been treated like what we see in so many cases today: variable hours, underpay, little benefits or none and no pension. You got your bs from TV. |
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![]() "nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: "nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." I see it's easy for you to make snap judgments about other people. I have no prejudices against working people, having been one myself for many years. Born to a sharecropper, I was first in my extended family to finish high school and college. What I saw of unionists was my father working for starvation wages for the railroads, paying his required union dues, and getting little in return. Union stewards didn't look out for the working men; they feathered their own nests. My father taught me the value of honesty and hard work, which has served me well. I was in a western police department and saw the growth of police unions. At first, the union was a valid and necessary answer to poor management, which is the usual case. Then, as it matured the union grew fat and lazy. It no longer served its membership, and was nearly unseated by a more militant union. The end result was an unlawful police strike that lasted for almost two weeks. When the members returned to work, the union settled on a contract that was LESS than the city's final offer before the members hit the bricks. The wages lost during the strike took three years to recoup after the strike. The union officials were replaced by more reasonable persons, who themselves became fat and lazy. When I retired as assistant chief of police years later, the union was spending huge amounts of money to keep incompetent police officers from being fired. It was so bad, the union trustees forced the resignation of the president and his henchmen. I went on to serve as police chief in two southern police departments. Am I prejudiced about unionists? Nope. I know them first hand for what they evolve into. Be that as it may, I'm not interested in a ****ing contest. If you don't like my postings, put me in your kill file, like I did to Hairy Harry Krause. Pure BS My Father was a sharecropper prior to his entry into the Army in 37. He worked in a factory from 49 until 82. He was in a Union. He enjoyed the average wage and benefits and the negotiating power of the union for a fair shake. If not for the Union he would have been treated like what we see in so many cases today: variable hours, underpay, little benefits or none and no pension. You got your bs from TV. See my previous post. |
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Lu Powell wrote:
"nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: "nada" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." I see it's easy for you to make snap judgments about other people. I have no prejudices against working people, having been one myself for many years. Born to a sharecropper, I was first in my extended family to finish high school and college. What I saw of unionists was my father working for starvation wages for the railroads, paying his required union dues, and getting little in return. Union stewards didn't look out for the working men; they feathered their own nests. My father taught me the value of honesty and hard work, which has served me well. I was in a western police department and saw the growth of police unions. At first, the union was a valid and necessary answer to poor management, which is the usual case. Then, as it matured the union grew fat and lazy. It no longer served its membership, and was nearly unseated by a more militant union. The end result was an unlawful police strike that lasted for almost two weeks. When the members returned to work, the union settled on a contract that was LESS than the city's final offer before the members hit the bricks. The wages lost during the strike took three years to recoup after the strike. The union officials were replaced by more reasonable persons, who themselves became fat and lazy. When I retired as assistant chief of police years later, the union was spending huge amounts of money to keep incompetent police officers from being fired. It was so bad, the union trustees forced the resignation of the president and his henchmen. I went on to serve as police chief in two southern police departments. Am I prejudiced about unionists? Nope. I know them first hand for what they evolve into. Be that as it may, I'm not interested in a ****ing contest. If you don't like my postings, put me in your kill file, like I did to Hairy Harry Krause. Pure BS My Father was a sharecropper prior to his entry into the Army in 37. He worked in a factory from 49 until 82. He was in a Union. He enjoyed the average wage and benefits and the negotiating power of the union for a fair shake. If not for the Union he would have been treated like what we see in so many cases today: variable hours, underpay, little benefits or none and no pension. You got your bs from TV. See my previous post. little hasty in being to condemning. I myself was on the other side of the table. We however did not have acrimoniously relationship with our Employees. We hoped Corporate would give them more. Everything they got we got. W gave green stamps for no injuries on the job. We gave Turkeys and Hams at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Everybody had the first two weeks of July off for vacation. Employer relations with its workers no are more strained. Wall Street is not into producing anything or understanding manufacturing or anything else. They would seek slave labor if they could. They seem to be trying anyway. My better half works at a very technical very involved job requiring a lot of intuitiveness and ability to keep the the systems up. The new attitudes introduced by Wall Street is driving them off and killing the Company. The Company made record profits last year and before. Without a Union they would be in the s***er. Unions as any type organization have a lot of differences from one to the other. To condemn Unions because of perceived or real excesses of one is a disservice to Workers who are the Union. The Global Corporate World is trying to destroy Unions and reintroduce slave labor at whatever level it can get away with. Maximum profits is the only moral or immoral imperative they recognize and the People that make them the money are being regarded more and more as cattle. Unions helped many Americans realize the American Dream. The American Dream is not about the Global Corporate elites. It is about Americans achieving the American Dream not living hand to mouth. The Unions have been the only thing to keep Americans out of the Feudalistic dream of the realitive hand full of Global Ruling Economic Aristocracy. If that bunch hadn't had their hands on the throttle the last several years this recession and everybody's lives wouldn't have been turned topsy turvy. No more Corporatism. Get the Lobbyists out of Washington. Public only financing of political campaigns. Get the Global/Foreign Merchants and Bankers out of our Government and return our prosperity. and American |
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On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:27:17 -0500, nada wrote:
Lu Powell wrote: Jesus and a Union Guy Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." It is easy to see that you have a prejudice against working people. LOL! Are you implying that non-union people are *not* working people? What horse****. One of my brothers is an investigator for insurance/disability fraud. Plenty occurs, or he would be out of a job. Rest assured if a guy was on long term disability he was disabled. They go to great lengths to monitor anyone who might be playing the system. Very very few if any get away with cheating. True, but many try. This kind of prejudice is encouraged by the likes of Wall Street who want slave wage labor. Oh, Harry, another sock puppet. In case you're wondering where the term wage slave came from it was the North. In coincidence with the arrival of the Irish from the potato famine the Industrialists got rid of their slaves which were expensive to feed, clothe and house etc. They hired the Irish and anyone else so desperate to work for as little as ten cents a day. If they fell, ill, died or simply didn't perform they were replaced by one of horde waiting for their jobs. They worked little kids, old women, and everyone else worse than they would work a slave. If they worked a slave to death they were expensive to replace. Notice your continued use of the word 'were'? That should tell you something. -- John H |
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