Jesus and a Union Guy

Two managers and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus
walked across the water and joined them in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first
guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took
shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?" "Of course, my son", Jesus
said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time
in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time
reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight.
Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When
they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything
distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and
cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability."



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Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.